![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVFEzYzdmd0dBRjF2V3o3a3RXQ1B0QkRqWjJ0SU4xWUFyYTZHM3RGTzFpMEQ4aTA1ckx4OVl6R01JTDhoNThEWFhWV2FxZ3hOT0UzV3dacDc0SmNvY2FIcS91TllkZE1ZQ2NiWTNncGQ5ejFBQnJmSlBBMVZMdjg3MkVCSkpyWXpBPT0%3D/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(a2a02c56862d8fe3b8894fd5a03bd8bc).jpg)
“If you think parking is difficult, try parallel parking with a clown car.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYTIrWXFKTVltQjV4Z1NUdmUvc0JUTE4yT1JkbjNBUnBFamdPYnZTV2EzR0pPYSsxY1RpU3ZxSU5ZK1U3NmlhUmR3SEN4ZjhyTlppWUVUamw0cTBhUTZ5d1lkdGM5eUNiK1kra1lsTkN3dWJsU2xDRUI2aFl2dTdlK1g3eWVvZ3ZFcW54T2FiQ2FQMUpzVXZSVWp6ZndaVVlTVG82cng3ZXplcUxMRWt0cXIx/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(5d4cb9c1d0f99c4f2f50778ddcb329f0).jpg)
“Parking: the art of perfectly aligning your car with the exact width of the parking space…or not.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU05teFhnWXV3bmlJdHpGUGRid09aWGZlMWIxeXdEcjZ5aTEwcWlyTE9wem5WMkE5clZpeTRkRTlFYmNhMzZ6eDc2RnJ6THdmYXJBTStFdGw2QjFLSXdmVm0yMVVycWFMdm54QUZOSW53WmZQSjFOcFhZVmU5c0RBNFBzNXg3RFVPcExLWU1PbjFPN2dWclA2RE1vZTIrREthSURlOG1lQUY5VXFNOHloUldhd0daL2FtM0lOWFVmZHltei9ldHhxQT09/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(68d6c7920f9c2d4b0c8d65c2bdf22371).jpg)
“I parked my car in a ‘No Parking’ zone because I couldn’t find a ‘No Driving’ zone.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZXRtWVlKWHpQOGhUdmt3STNvZCthQ2wxNndtVWlBRm52azRjWVR3a0cxRmg1d2lKMk12azlZSHVnbEQ0aTFsTmlkRlBVVlJpdWZRNGs4aVlPV2Z6YlhMS1FRUlZNdjR6QTAwdnFRYWUweTRQWVo4Y2RJM1pObjNCampUZXpWT1BQTEpDMGlPZnFkdXl5eWExS1Vab252WUJKVXJwTDVWZklCSXMvOHEzT01jYnBiNWU4ZnNBaVVXMDFqenpCZ28xWT0%3D/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(a4273dc9a7a602221702aed754534116).jpg)
“I’m sorry officer, I didn’t realize ‘No Parking’ meant ‘No Parking unless you’re in a hurry’.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZkJYSmgzZVh3S21nU25NN2VZWEZDaWo5WmlqTDBoR3lMaTZFRGMyTmNTbUhSK3BZUFdsa0htV1BiS3BqVDgzaWVzdGdPVXhlV3JmZmgvSzlORW9vQ3p5ZzhGYk1xNHVITE1BNUhsak16dkdNNk5Hc2svMVFqZE5xdUZ6Y2R6TUZQSTNtSG02R3BJMnlnRjhYbHVyM3VZPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(9516914873fc62ed525b2777bb33b80e).jpg)
“The only time parking is enjoyable is when you’re watching someone else struggle with it.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUWlEZ2hJbzB1dnl5b3pQR0dlaGliaENNRUtLWS9GaE1pVDB6R3hKYSt0SksweTVBMkZUVk5mbGxPU0ludnYvUHdZcVhGNGFSd1pIVXhGRm5xREppUDJSZXVCbWNnZUVSNXR6RmtsbDI0NDhLL01nbU55OVQ4WllkTnlYa2VxL3U3SHFlK2RPdmpTd25KV2FGUEFmMjVNPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(926be989e678ec1ca26d9f9dfe533ef8).jpg)
“Last night, I dreamed I was a car. I woke up in a parking lot, confused and slightly dented.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU2pHNE9BM2U5bmFmTEY0TGQwNkowVXF5dTluYzBVUTNLOVMzcHhaTXduazNxU1R6czh0b0IxbmxpaHZ3Wlc0a3dmb29WcFlKQnQ3cjdpd29ORUgwbjZsRTNtN05jdXloVWdxNGV5S0FwRDZpTkdkTzF1eitvcVF1cklUWi9xbEJnPT0%3D/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(45dc0dc8f31fddf029faef3b6a0776e2).jpg)
“Trying to find a parking space is like playing a real-life game of Tetris.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU0xMZHdjbG81bGx4UnJ3MnlsVE9Ec2lrSThiV0dqS0VBQzZXYnJjeFdFenZUYnlOSDNwMUJ4dzI5dGlBTThKeDJJL2NBZVdqQVg4VVllNVh6NytPMWhhNHVqWEhRUG5zbXRPak1zUkVlTlo5Y0RsTUtzZVRQVGc3NW52WFRueEw4dDhtUXl1bjFqZnpHS2RRc0RzdHVndWtKY0IrMWMyTHE5cFZ1bHdIOVNOSHBoanpYcnNuaUpkTHpxNVFrZFhRTCs0eW4yRWJNK0VzM1JOUUZBK2lDdz0%3D/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(0f8c6e926177160a425e07b900afe351).jpg)
“I may not have a green thumb, but I have a great parking ability – I always find the ‘spot’ where my car can ‘bloom.'”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVjZSeXcyUk9QYUJ1dW05cDhma2hZOVlFWnJzNllEWm43enUrTXpvMTNtTFY3aEJ6cEdlQUNqR21QZElGVnQwTFZIVWVNZUkrVmxqUWRNb2dLcVN0c1p2c1h3YUNpS2NycUhQK1M4cFpKenNiVVFISnBLUGswRlBxb01kYjBTMWJPK2hTTnhlQ1ZNUVFuV2tyaXhMbTNvPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(e55445b88f940a6e7dcb8fe07860101b).jpg)
“Parking lots are like casinos – you always lose a little bit of your sanity in them.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVjZSeXcyUk9QYUJ1dW05cDhma2hZLzR0RlY0OWNXeHIzRlZWU3FPcXBsdnh3VTBsNC9sSlkyV0tDQ09HcHNyUFdQV1NyRTI5WTFVN3RsNmZZaGlIemRWK3k3L3J2RnpPRE9ncURNQlZYdG1iWlVLb2N5cFpkRWlFK0R1LzN1cFh3PT0%3D/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(0936380245292dba8c4b2d71179f2ffd).jpg)
“Parking is the ultimate test of patience…or how many curse words you know.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVjZSeXcyUk9QYUJ1dW05cDhma2hZL2R1NFNGbTU2V2hGcjBHTVVvaWhqbDFGWmNPQzlJY0RMQmY2UWR2U0RyWjVWMEJLUTQreXNsbnVsYi95ZjU0czF5S1orLzVON2J1emo2WFcrZjMxZUcxazJlTHBUR3Z4UjlVdDJwdkFObTBIbUNxS2FLc20vRjVoQ2paZWxUR3ZqcnorcWZjUVVFOUVPUUwxYkRaUktsRUpWUGxBVVg0N0pHZENIMUZjVGtGQT09/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(0462ce937bf9a23367be5369a1955e13).jpg)
“Parking in the rain is like playing ‘Where’s Waldo?’ but instead of Waldo, it’s a dry spot for your car.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVjZSeXcyUk9QYUJ1dW05cDhma2hZOVp2aGl1UEdwNU5TZkFmTW41Yk02ZGwya0ZpTTNieDBBU3dJbE9XTnZWUEFkdFE5bFcwV0JFVklxOUpJQ1VVQm44TVk3eWJ4UGovbUF3ZkRxS1NDSHRRK2I0K2ltSFJPWklINE5sK3ovTitGTmF0M0RhRS9WeE1DZFZnQWEvMy9KK2pNZTIvY1QvczZDUC9LeVBnYjUyOHpGVTg0ejZWaUo1SlkweEo0L2s2N1VKajFRdk9FQzVpREpyYkNFNW1aYz0%3D/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(92e038087b73bc4c4ab5f67526482cf7).jpg)
“Parking is like a Rubik’s Cube – I always think I’ve got it figured out until I’m left with one stubborn corner.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRWbmNJamdWWk5kdE1wNTlpMjRWUnE4ZGNieU1MQjBycElPT2pKZmxqdFc5a21jV0JYM3IxOUx3VTU0QU5Lall1MWxvaFZyb29hcm5YNG05Nk5WSFJSbTdvZDNJenhGdjhGVjcxV1dPOFlHaHkrMXpGY2ZnM1p3WTl0eDJLdzFjcy9zSm1zYjFOUGJ2cXowNktJYWtSSnByR2Roem0rQlNZeDhqbFpqQ3dw/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(5d43fa000823a095c927ec0d08ced56c).jpg)
“Life is too short to argue over a parking spot – that’s why I just circle around until someone gives up.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWDRkelpFVURTV2FXRk1UMk9vbzlmMUJYTENNNXEyT1RuNm44TUVRL3ZCSW5BandDNms4WWhYcEJQRnN1Uklmek1scGhLblk2UkpFYnM1eHRIbkZLQk84SXhhd3JZNlovUzV5cnhHVWZmMGQycmpZUFNzOVdNWWlZSERTazY4TS9STVplRG9POGQ5M25keUU2bTROVjlVPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(a61ca3147a44c14b5630735d8229c173).jpg)
“The key to successful parking is never making eye contact with the person waiting for your spot.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVXN0cHFIUk1KWCtGVk5oa2VxNG9vcVdKVVY0RWZkTDFsOWVhcU11emlnSjZVRHV5dktub1N3R2krM1dYQ0NNSXFEa0ZaVlFEREJzRVpBVjVKOEFnM295alArY3lkZGIvaWlkNWNnbUY1aWtnc0JBaFJqZTRlS0hXMUdJY1ZQeW5FQ0lYQTE0Y1pSRnlNTHFxWGhYbTZDZDZ1dTY1WUxJZzZibVEzVWkvNWJHbXVFWnJOOGFoTk9Qa0MwNkpqT2h4dnIvWG00YnNZbkhIYXlMUlJQUUphOD0%3D/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(512d65d235f858d2943a4a2001edc239).jpg)
“The best thing about parking at a crowded event is the free entertainment of watching people fight for spots.” HIROSHIMA BOOK QUOTES
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYkVrTEN4UnA5U3hhcy9CTE04UGorMFlVTWlKejk2c1lldWxPNjgzU1lyZ0hta2FsaXBMZUk3Mmh0ZHhQZUllY0JOdHkrWlRjVmtEcUZTcVhUS0tFOGFUUFhjUzZZWm5rajdUNm9qUDJpejFraTRSNk5iM2prMDhjeVgybWJkaWRRPT0%3D/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(e9d698bd69887e80231648e8d15be63d).jpg)
“Sometimes I wonder if parking lines are just self-esteem boosters for cars.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVjZSeXcyUk9QYUJ1dW05cDhma2hZOUl2aVN1UUpTM2ZHeFZQeHNqbHBoYlE2QXVOLzRUV1l4L2xGNW5XQ2E5dGpTek42dytkS011K2RMaWZXcHEvSzRZZlc3ckhKcXhaTVRYQ1h0TXJ1VkZNUkVRalc0RDA3blVIUFpEdEtYQUdmY09Za2ZQSFUvaUhyNWFSempXTVgwU012ekpKUDhuWFpMUGpkSWV6NHNwT3BiWWxVZXBlYU5FVkFzWmRCL0NnQUJQTGRaZFlqOHFvbElKS1hJdlVZMD0%3D/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(f64f647575cf05969d85e643c351bfb4).jpg)
“Parking lots are the only places where it’s acceptable to say ‘I found my soulmate’ when you’ve found a good spot.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUlVrRUFBOEhrOWpOb2F1VDl1UEUrRXhyREN5Zkl0N2RYWCtXK3dOWVI0a1BSWGd0UUNLa052NHZIOHphN1k4QkZyOFppM0w3S01FZFBlbzc1QlhWSFR0Y3Y1dTJ5WnFqczNibERBN2w0SjQ1Wk1QTThTNkV5MDB2UDBTNWxrOW9YUC9VNEdDNjNpU1AwMU8xVWVRbDhRdDFIVitmNDZDblRkWW5rSjZGcGg4/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(0d500717c2edff703b1ed63902f0bc30).jpg)
“If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If life gives you a bad parking spot, find a new destination.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVjZSeXcyUk9QYUJ1dW05cDhma2hZOE9UNkFucTRDaytCOEp0enVYN2ZwS1VIVW1zeVJHZE82YlZpc0c2WEVTTGpnamJyMUh1cVMwUEFFdHZnczcxRDZ5SWk0N1haWkpkSkMyVkc3ZVZUQ1VJOXV4Zk9yQ24zR0V3bzE4Ky9KYnZHbDFybUM2WC8rUXBHb2tiN1pMTzdEMGk5d1NyVXdUSnFjK2RNaVg1RWh3/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(7fe6d4ef6cf6331899cc5a61c45b3808).jpg)
“Parking spots are like mini miracles – you feel like you’ve won the lottery when you find a good one.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUlc1eS9PWmJ5cUhUa0FnYi9GVjR0aVM4bFkxZnMyY3NJeEdwK0x5OWpyaGlFTExMaHVqd1NPS0hlWGdqNytDVWxPaGZZRFY2OFpjdTZ1Q3JXZHNQelpJWFhYWEE3aEJIckhxVzBhQmNpYUVpeHM5ZGZyQjVYWURDZUlEendaVWxsV3pPK0xyU21ybm1xZzZjdkFzamtvPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(e4f9d216d0f86a25d6faad216dc4418e).jpg)
“There should be a special driver’s license for people who don’t know how to park.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZWNqeGNkMlNhTkxPdnVENjJHMTdXdzhMOFEwdG96V0kvWXhRT1FyV293V0tDbU1yNURGa1FONk5oK2FSMDA1UUFLQmVCYyt1c3daU0ZhbWxhcXl0L1hEMTFqdTYwaTZXS0dEbGgzeWFBRDBPN0tJMjNvTit6dnJOMWU4R01xYUx2WlBYRW1EZHpPTW16RHhQUHhBQ0JtbmlWOE1jV2pBRjhnMnRaV1pVcnQx/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(fdab40f21d4e4962d8ccd74355e691eb).jpg)
“I wish my car had the ability to teleport to a parking spot, because apparently, walking is overrated.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVjZSeXcyUk9QYUJ1dW05cDhma2hZOUVzZndhVTNpVU4zN1V1dUtiTllocEp0VVlUV2NBVVlzRFAxeGorU1BwNjBDb2VRQ1laTC9wUldhUHMzSGZXWDQ5WE1COWRnTFRweFpUSGtlbDFDekJSQzJRZ0FmaWpBUkl0SXJGa21nVWc3UWFOaHdPV1dtVVNJNGxocW9SUDRLVWFvSDlNY2lqYUplUUhWbUtrK1Z5WVhENU1DMm1iZDROZHhTVSsyWmthdThLS2M2NUFMWXFiYmRwVkRHcUxaND0%3D/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(0e58f7ba4eae2ad8c2df6a5c743654ba).jpg)
“Parking is a constant reminder that life isn’t always about smooth journeys – sometimes, you have to squeeze into tight spaces.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZDlKOC9jS25JQnVLRFNTSkY0cUdobFFVT0dmcWVESmZtUUlZdnN1RzRHaFJvbCtPak1tUUtKbVhXTzh1Rnc3QVR0dndKYUI4aXlsV3hHM1NtblVTaGNzR3JabjdzZXp3dTFQbG12ME54aFBIM2JQS2xtb3BDTkg0MWt2ZUhsaDB3Z2MyOWp4N250M25GblllbUpwWHd0bm5McXRadFcrck9WREhqSUhEL3hPNGtTMHVRMTRCbXRudzZWUFI5YkpIMk91MjVveWZQQk04d3FGN05Qanc1OD0%3D/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(d9aa8e74a1cc5de29c5861fce056e6e4).jpg)
“Parallel parking is the closest thing to real-life Tetris – you have to perfectly fit your car into a space surrounded by obstacles.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZjRkWGZHN0VDK2Z5S1BxeUVyeVF4QVkvcDJYLzBUODg2WmRvVzJGaGNxWURSMi9hQkpiMUJreTREZWZzOE1lUVBCeGpYaFV2TkhUQzBIVEt6a29qdzJ5aVFXWjVRMDhqSmw4WVA1WEw2cXArc3BOV2FZYlN0enhlN2FWYmhBaTFSTXJSd1VtVUM5bDhNcDlacE12OUNLTlgxNkFVWmpFS2RjWG1xT2pjRlVBaXZLTFBBdWx3QzYrdDNibUFCVTI3dz09/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(e11a19d8c2c6678d7008f0bba547f469).jpg)
“The worst feeling is when you’re about to park perfectly, and suddenly your car decides to do its version of the moonwalk.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVEt0VGsxWjZnSDZ3Rk8yUit0SVJrcjQrZ3N2VzV2MDQ1YmNzVjhWRnpVUHJpczJoanRwNXRlclJuR00vOWh6akJreU5wYTZKc0lvUjQvRkR3VEwrVlFGTVdFUG4zSGI1QmlINEFodHBQWjBrUk9YQzR0d2l0aHJ1TytMaks2TEpRPT0%3D/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(d405a4d7506ed22b12c5b9fb46bcabd0).jpg)
“I am not afraid of ghosts, monsters, or clowns. I fear parking tickets the most.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYTIrWXFKTVltQjV4Z1NUdmUvc0JUSmNyRGErUi9rd3BVUnJiLzgrbllkVmp4LzFESkpycTN1SE1DSU9VcUhRRTFDQnNDdFNpc2IrVTRsTk8zcS8yZHBsQXRSQTErNTRLeUZPSnI1aHUrZ0NpMnE4L0NOS011ck1xQmlkUjdCRVY4NnRsd01jN3hrYXdmVGc2V1hibkFjPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(a23e7708cba2357ce974970f4e191aa4).jpg)
“Parking: where you can experience the full spectrum of human emotions in just a few minutes.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU1JlbFhML1F6UGtHTStkZjNydkluNEI2N2lKV2IwU21tejYzS21DMVJDWVdGL2RHNXY3Slo1K25WblNHbUptN3NIYmpsRitORzN0aVNQb3NaU2YwalU2cmRiTlBaNnQrNkN2YUZCODRCVzFSbERoakIzUGxlWmdTTVJ3eWp5RUxYQzU3YVJWM3hyNlQvR0R0YnQvZWFTUFJ2ZG96cEpUclljWHVJcEtRUmFu/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(4d503bd3ebc95824e46766b3411772d6).jpg)
“If parking your car was an Olympic sport, I’d definitely be disqualified for excessive use of profanity.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWk4vNFVXMnZYcU9PZGVmaXZTejcwekVOdy9aL2lqcUYwOGMwTXFYZEU0UjdQZXo2M3kzUTRLamlwSHRRNmdhcUpOTk9qMlJobitTTmdWTTNNZVRaL3YwN2ZrYUI2cCsrM3liYWZCYzlLY0NHV01aNHR5S3JqME94eHJzY1RzdElVTWdYUzNZZ2syUFpvQWFMN3plaGZ1N0h1VlV1UGp5Z2doOVdsc1B5M2N0/FUNNY+PARKING+QUOTES/(153e1df304e84b66fc5697536df2545d).jpg)
“Who needs a personal trainer when you can sweat out all your frustrations while trying to park in a tight spot?”