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“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” – Terry Pratchett
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“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.” – Al McGuire
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“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
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“I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.” – Robin Williams
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“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
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“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” – Steven Wright
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“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
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“I asked the waiter, ‘Is this milk fresh?’ He said, ‘Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'” – Phyllis Diller
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“I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.” – Unknown
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“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” – Dave Barry
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“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.” – Franklin P. Jones MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES FOR SON FROM FATHER
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“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.” – W.C. Fields
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“I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.” – Jimmy Kimmel
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“I’m not clumsy, I’m just… accident-prone.” – Daniel Radcliffe
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“The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.” – Albert Einstein
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“I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.” – Unknown
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“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams
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“Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.” – Bill Gates
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“I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.” – Unknown
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“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
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“The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.” – Nitya Prakash