FUNNY PERSISTENCE QUOTES

“Persistence is the key to success, but if at first, you don’t succeed, maybe you should take a nap. Naps are also key to happiness.” – Unknown

“I’m not stubborn, I’m just persistently right.” – Unknown

“The only difference between a persistent person and a stalker is whether or not they find you charming.” – Unknown

“Persistence is the key to many things, like finding your keys when you’ve lost them.” – Unknown

“I may not be the most talented person, but I am the most persistent. That’s got to count for something, right?” – Unknown

“Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it, or those who chase it around like a squirrel in a park.” – Unknown

“Persistence is the art of annoying people until they finally say yes.” – Unknown

“I’m not sure if I’m persistent or just incredibly stubborn. Either way, I’m not giving up.” – Unknown

“Persistence is like a bad haircut; it may not look great at first, but eventually, it grows on you.” – Unknown

“I’m not lazy, I’m just persistently resting.” – Unknown

“If at first, you don’t succeed, try, try again. And if that doesn’t work, try doing what your mom told you not to do. Maybe it’ll distract you from your failures.” – Unknown

“Persistence is the key to success, but if you’re trying to unlock a door with the wrong key, you’ll just end up tired and embarrassed.” – Unknown

“Persistence is the secret ingredient in every masterpiece… or maybe it’s just the caffeine.” – Unknown

“The road to success might be paved with hard work, but it’s also littered with coffee cups and snack wrappers.” – Unknown

“Persistence is like eating tacos – you have to keep going, no matter how messy it gets.” – Unknown TOXICITY QUOTES AND SAYINGS

“If at first, you don’t succeed, erase all evidence that you tried and start over.” – Unknown

“The difference between a successful person and a failure is that one tried harder while the other found a good excuse and went back to bed.” – Unknown

“Persistence is the key to success, or so they say. I wouldn’t know; I’m still trying to find the lock.” – Unknown

“I may not be the brightest candle in the box, but I can be the most persistent one.” – Unknown

“Persistence is like a good joke – it might take a few tries to get it right, but when it works, it’s worth it.” – Unknown

“If persistence were a sport, I’d have an Olympic gold medal by now. Unfortunately, it’s not, so I’ll just keep trying.” – Unknown

“Persistence is like a stubborn GPS that refuses to stop recalculating until it finally finds the right path.” – Unknown

“It’s not just about how many times you fall down; it’s about how many times you can get up without cursing too loudly.” – Unknown

“Persistence is the key to success, but it’s even better when you have a sense of humor to go along with it.” – Unknown

“Persistence is like a mosquito in a summer night – irritating but hard to ignore.” – Unknown

“If at first, you don’t succeed, just blame the awkward turtle. It works for me.” – Unknown

“Persistence is like water dripping on a rock – it might not seem like much, but eventually, you’ll make a dent.” – Unknown

“If at first, you don’t succeed, try, try again. And if that fails, find someone who is already successful and ask for their advice.” – Unknown

“Persistence is the key to success, but sometimes it needs a little WD-40 to get going.” – Unknown