![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYk5WT04xdk5meFluVm5hWkpxY09TUlZTV3EyL21rOXRFZ1JWVUErK2dwVXVzTkZYbDIxOGRIeVM1ZlJjVDN4WDZZWDVBWTRDZ0xhNFBGdERxSWNXazJTWVNCQ3hrd2MvWC9SZDRMRTFLa1g%3D/FUNNY+PRETTY+QUOTES/(74f04d3f766f30e6d3473d45ca635057).jpg)
“I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy-saving mode.”
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“I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”
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“I’m not clumsy, I’m just gravitationally challenged.”
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“If people say money can’t buy happiness, I guess they’ve never tried buying pizza.”
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“I’m not awkward, I’m just at the forefront of the ‘unintentionally cool’ movement.”
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“I’m not procrastinating, I’m multitasking by doing nothing.”
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“I’ve realized that I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZWR4K2JneDQzbncwNWVnVERJNHk2M0dQWHA4ckNMSzVCTHhEVXVpYVMzYURlZWRMMUkyUlFxQXYxSmpTalQ3V2t1U3hKbXFENkZ4d1BDWE9nWllMVlo%3D/FUNNY+PRETTY+QUOTES/(d51e0e43006b0bdcbf1499fc2cb0ff02).jpg)
“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYUxFWHpHZ3lGa205SlZCQit3V09RU25zemxmRFR1WVFqenBpRUk0NW1TbFFMNEFKcUptY2l2YVRwMXJiZXNldm5EeXNIV0NVUmxhS2FMMllrcjAvdlArQ2tCREg2OTFvZ2ZBZjI2ekdZdXM%3D/FUNNY+PRETTY+QUOTES/(2b4deab96d72f241ff6f68dfa1a68674).jpg)
“My superpower? I can eat just one potato chip. Said no one ever.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZEhaWDdHUEh3TTFOM00xY1BVZUVCTW9CWGx0QVZSRVRNZ2lLcVBwQmdCOFdjTHdxVUgzTDdRNXdFSWtPZkVlVkdUUjlxMnRsZng5SG9vOGFVNDlQalhYb2Q0NTBCK21CS1FtcG51OFRzbjhNcGJ4dGRuUE00Z3VXdzA4U3o2NFJhQ3U3UjRIUW1iYyt5Q2R2V1VRRC8z/FUNNY+PRETTY+QUOTES/(61a4bcb70e95f082d600868543e09c1b).jpg)
“I’m not sure about the secret to success, but the secret to failure is trying to please everyone.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYmsxaHdiVmM0VDBEcTZzSnNaUVdjNkdKT0YrZnFCTkk2WEY5MUp3dzlTL045T3JCZXZPcSt0K09KK0NVMXQyanJNNnZYQ29kSHFRYWRibHFEU3NQM0FlRjh4bFFzMkpGeHMvUDFxSXRBMWIyVHpNK21yVk9ubzhJL2dhQkVrNk41b05xNFlBNUk5Q3NyZFUzUlJxRjJuQm96VStZYkxPR2VhU3Zzc0lacHhZ/FUNNY+PRETTY+QUOTES/(e5d097b17b730c07fb75f5d00f3dc206).jpg)
“Netflix asks if I’m still watching, as if I could be doing anything more important in my life.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY09HK2JKVU5RVVRvdWJpRmcwMG5kSW5NRTBsYW05UTQxR0NCOEo1M1dGUGJXelo3STNTOFNFN0hVK2hsa080M2s9/FUNNY+PRETTY+QUOTES/(3c668edee1cd3278473f8cc3b8d38615).jpg)
“I’m not old, I’m just classic.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWXFGTUJidEVySVVtamFaV1N3a2d6L05jb1JLWC8xdmJvOW5kTmM0ejJaVmQ4RWZFSFE0WXZidXozQWdCRnlCUUdUZFByS3VaVUFub3ZaV2lIN1RBbWdleGFHT2gyNE90Zng5UXY1WEpxVjVHUnVQNlhJRGhjVGF6V2pSclNyTlJBPT0%3D/FUNNY+PRETTY+QUOTES/(4f4f8026c0ddf6ab8c609db623781d5e).jpg)
“My life is one big, beautiful mess and I wouldn’t want it any other way.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVFFSRTJLaHZwY3BIVklOeFhMUEZCOUhsMG9LR0dBdmMwMW5IbGNGZmZlWldhNG1GME9LV3RGa29vNFNNN3RxbFJCSTAzTy90TGlWQ2RJdzFsTmJmN1dGc3dCZDNlWXVpTEZSc0FjVlhhUGpYK3R4OXJyMnphMjQvVkppMmxJVy9RPT0%3D/FUNNY+PRETTY+QUOTES/(4b85473684a1103024ada9dc9fb32d9c).jpg)
“If I’m being honest, I’m probably only 5% adult on a good day.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2Z3BwczJITXhiQ0kxYWlDZnFjbVlsN2pwOUw3L0ozSVltS250Ylk2OHpoUzZWZmxkOEVZUHNxMWFaRFVUUStySHhLL1F6cVBrNmZpNFRjYUdMT0wvNjVnSzRTUk5iZlEwSnJGZHdsWU9lYlZ3dktiRUVXZ1RiWlJ3a01yb0psK0ZLSnQvUHp4TjI3RzVKYjJHTmNib1hURjJDRkZEYzJ4N2FMWU80YXh5YU02QT09/FUNNY+PRETTY+QUOTES/(70a554180b6b8d681f91d3d9488383d7).jpg)
“I don’t always forget things, but when I do, it’s usually something important.” DOPE SAVAGE QUOTE ABOUT LIFE
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY2VYbXpWM0ViN3ZRY3BBNmFLOTdNaHhOZkpwVlMyUlh3U0FrRkp3Q1R3SUl6MjZXajhLQXllMzN4bzhxSTN0RXFRQnUwekhuYW1ablFkRjhOVWVaajI%3D/FUNNY+PRETTY+QUOTES/(dd4ddfddc34b4c6c02da1ca67e09bc6f).jpg)
“I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesomeness.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUjVHNTczQVdhZTd3SEV2dmR1ZFlEQ2JuTUswdnBNdXlZWE04dXpubWsvTlZoUEdnWURodTkwRklrY1d2VStER0JHTTZyOFpwQW5tL3llckkyVVRvazAzNVRaNWZOR0ZYVDBZQStFdGhGRk5lem5ScEtnUEsycE52WG1mR29KM2ZRPT0%3D/FUNNY+PRETTY+QUOTES/(9ae249368cec978f95ea825c83ffe408).jpg)
“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYXhBdlhNanNXTkV2RmtJNmdWRHZ0ZE92UmZYUE80OTZqYTFiaUxUNHBFSWZRbEJsVlhjUE9nRTR4WmtOZmpYSlk5ZGhJMWNMN3B3VUxXd2xUWkdRUWFoaFFKWHBIWVlKSTJJWXZxbWVEN1ZZbzdORmNBYzJoWVJZQUZqbVlRNS8rbzRjdGY0MXg4clBoQU9PZG9JUVphdTMwRVZ0bmdMRHFhMnF1VTEvNWdG/FUNNY+PRETTY+QUOTES/(8982fd816fbfc9fba0f2ef439e47a4df).jpg)
“My bed and I have a beautiful relationship. We’re always there for each other, especially in the morning.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY2hyT0hRNVNBL3ByNGZEaENaRlM1WHhuTGhoYkM5UUdGZHJnTE5BSU1RRFFjeDNURXA3Mk5ia2dWby9ENHFKQjRkbSt3UG9NVFphc0t1U2ZZbU54cmJ3em9ZSVpnamtNcHhuNnYzZENkem93PT0%3D/FUNNY+PRETTY+QUOTES/(32c3bb4fca783c938ed8765ec51760b1).jpg)
“I’m not funny, I’m just extremely skilled at looking silly.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2Z3dubVFSa3pQYWtqV2h5RFh6WlpGZjFSMGptUDFCR21maFFJT0YrZ3czNGpDb3JlR09UcWVPNFBmVWwzKzlPSklTUXJmQ3pHNm9yeXNiQWxTN2V4bkdxc3BZT09hM0dVSkFVeS9mMjNiUENpaW9iY1dqUVdsdElFRTF1UDE0ekprPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+PRETTY+QUOTES/(be8bab7c2d32588480d49d0e623bb0bd).jpg)
“I don’t need a hairstylist, I have a collection of hats to cover up any bad hair day.”
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“I don’t mind going to work, as long as it doesn’t interfere with my napping schedule.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2aDZwRWpwR0JxaUxUWHBPUUovVXhaOFJ2UXRIRXBvVDZyN0dXbytmMk5wdUJJL2lXbStoNkd1Z0pqVTN3YzBaeDZHY3RhK2JxSDgvZXg4YkJoc01PS3c2bDBnYjdFdVVoc1RUeEhNYnYzNGsvbERYb2hoclg0b0NvWGdDVU0xUnN3PQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+PRETTY+QUOTES/(2af91b3b81fb827487d8be29296b825e).jpg)
“I don’t have a beer belly, I have a protective covering for my rock-hard abs.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWXFGTUJidEVySVVtamFaV1N3a2d6K2VCdG9WMFZncWl3NzQvRWFLanlDOTJ4Y1RXYmIwYmpKaUlDdXJSWjZjendpRGdxU3NCSzRTNE5pMTdVak9wYXBQaVpIcDQ2Yk40cElNaFBDU1dqMWFUZitPVTBKcXFGRlVEckU1WFVoUXNYT2EyZ1VxT2luL0svV08rK1lIWHBvPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+PRETTY+QUOTES/(a59659c983bd597235ab25104585e98c).jpg)
“My life motto? Eat cake, because you never know when it’ll vanish from the fridge.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVVJaTHlKbkl5eHdLbmVYSnJxeFF5YzZMcmRVc3UzdFA2WWZ6aUdRMWU3ZGVjaFFNZ2NxMDBuak1yRHNLODZCak5GM0YrYTVzY2JxY21NSlJHU1Y3Y2lCdnRhOXcwa2NRQkpISVFjUzI1d05yS2EzV3ZHR1RwRlVYaTZZcDBKRS9hUURrVFVUNm9OdXpVQ3IzcmNJSEFSdHV5cGlLazZLSVllUlp6dmxCM1lF/FUNNY+PRETTY+QUOTES/(ecdd43f801e5cfbee04d2cf27dc42e48).jpg)
“I consider myself a unicorn because I’m rare, fabulous, and sometimes mistaken for a horse.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVXN0cHFIUk1KWCtGVk5oa2VxNG9vb1NqN2p5WXE3eVRWLzROTEw1UUxyK0VKNGlkbTA1TzlSV0dRRzc1cUI3TlVhbExwUW41b2lBTFlOWm8zcnZJNUVZaXptSUc1NDZIOHhvOG1UM2ZTZVFVV2xGck0vVjdidldKRVVndTg1RmxnPT0%3D/FUNNY+PRETTY+QUOTES/(f8cd47f167c4aa37d14a0fb09b7407f4).jpg)
“The best things in life are free, except for coffee. Coffee is life.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWUxYcnQveC9ic3RZZ2VOdEIzbWdFSVJoblY5QzlNM00ySTZ6ZXFCV0tlQlJIRHR3OVBDUW9VakFMOG15MmZFcjlBS3BqSGtBWW55c2IwUjluY2JxQk9NWHVvV0NHenNJbmFlNEt6TVJjbnpUV20vVTlDVTJROEhtek4zZTFPQ1lYOFhHNUdCdys1NjJqeEhQcTBSY2MwPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+PRETTY+QUOTES/(7ab951d7b197e67de9ca4d11a9f9ef49).jpg)
“I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2Z1dvMXRZYWF5NmlyaXVHazVCMlZ1WlpzRDU5REl3bExjQ3ovVEFOcGJWVk1sVGlJZW1EbWlhUndidFBkQkJ2TUQ3eC9PN1RoMkhhM1VRWDdSRXpiR0xZNnA2TUxKNTVVVGZkSnBuVzdFNmZYZWQvT0c0N3QxS3Awa29ReERxUU1ZPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+PRETTY+QUOTES/(1c470c3f94a4264e0f4e4a9a99e485e8).jpg)
“I don’t need a personal assistant, I need a professional napper to keep me well-rested.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrY0FlWjlFeUtrNG90TXJHeE9xaCtTcHp5OHpHbEl3U1Y3R0lXTTMraUdsNDhROHJIVkh3bFFWUk9sQUhDeTFydDAybzg2Rk5iL00vTGZxZkhpaEU5NUY0SmF5MHdGWDRrNGREYWlJTmNkTzNvbnlaR0dySkx2eEVhekZpam5DL1lBPT0%3D/FUNNY+PRETTY+QUOTES/(98988b2bd0b7d807401aa8aa7201f90b).jpg)
“Some people call me crazy, I prefer the term ‘happy with a twist.'”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2Z011cmRZNmVQbkVZQTk3ZHF4TVFyY0Y3bkF2SGpqdzlXQXdXTnVHbmRIUEhCdFBNdU1ieHp3QWN4a0VBNVdBTldYejhhWkJVcm1OckNhMnB1VWVNb3JlTVNHcGdoK3VPNGFoUjh4UmlNem9wbDQvR3diZHNENi9jNCtGWnYvbHhrPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+PRETTY+QUOTES/(8538c407e30cddf80f57e09240fdf42e).jpg)
“I don’t need a prince charming, I’m my own queen with a sense of humor.”