FUNNY QUESTION QUOTES

“Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?”

“If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?”

“If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?”

“Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?”

“What happens if you get scared half to death twice?”

“If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?”

“Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?”

“If a man says something in the woods and there are no women around, is he still wrong?”

“Why do they call it ‘a pair of pants’ when it’s only one item?”

“If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is it naked or homeless?”

“Why is it called a ‘building’ when it’s already built?”

“If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?”

“Why do we say we’re ‘head over heels’ when we’re really ‘heels over head’?” DESPERATE FOR FRIENDS QUOTES

“Can you cry underwater?”

“Why do we call it ‘taking a dump’ when we’re actually leaving one?”

“If a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?”

“Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?”

“If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?”

“Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?”

“If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?”

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”

“Why is it that when you’re driving and you’re looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?”

“If ‘pro’ is the opposite of ‘con’, then what is the opposite of ‘progress’?”

“Why do we say ‘hot as hell’ when hell is actually considered the coldest place?”

“If a gingerbread man screams in the oven and no one is there to hear him, does he make a sound?”