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“Fake friends are like shadows, always lurking around but disappearing when things get dark.”
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“Fake friends are like algebra, they try to solve your problems, but only end up complicating everything.”
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“Fake friends are like Netflix, they only stick around as long as you have something to offer.”
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“Some people should come with a warning label: ‘Fake friend, handle with caution.'”
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“Fake friends are like a one dollar bill, they pretend to be real but are easily counterfeit.”
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“The best way to spot a fake friend? They ask for favors in good times and disappear in bad times.”
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“Fake friends are like plastic plants, they may look pretty, but they lack warmth and authenticity.”
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“Fake friends are like smartphones, they always seem to have a low battery when you need them the most.”
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“Fake friends are like roadmaps, they only lead you astray.”
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“A true friend will always be by your side, but a fake friend will give you the cold shoulder.”
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“Fake friends are like parking spaces, always taken when you need them.”
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“Fake friends are like copy machines, they’re good at making replicas, but they never produce anything original.” FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT FRIENDS BEING FAKE
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“Fake friends are like cheap cologne, they may have a strong presence, but they fade away quickly.”
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“Fake friends are like winter gloves, they provide temporary warmth but don’t offer genuine comfort.”
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“If fake friends were a currency, they would be worthless pennies.”
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“Fake friends are like mosquitoes, they suck the life out of you and leave you itching for something real.”
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“Fake friends are like broken crayons, they’re only good for coloring outside the lines.”
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“A true friend will lend you an umbrella, but a fake friend will steal your sunshine.”
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“Fake friends are like broken mirrors, they’ll only show you a distorted reflection of who you are.”
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“Some people need a Facebook status update: ‘Fake friend alert, please unfriend immediately.'”
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“Fake friends are like a bad WiFi signal, always weak when you need them the most.”
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“A true friend is a masterpiece, while a fake friend is a counterfeit painting.”
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“Fake friends are like mosquitoes, they’re annoying, and the best solution is to slap them out of your life.”