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“Life insurance: the only thing that pays out when you bet against yourself.”
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“I finally found the secret to immortality – life insurance.”
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“Life insurance is like a box of chocolates, you never know when you’re gonna need it.”
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“Life insurance is the ultimate investment – in someone else’s future.”
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“Life insurance: because you never know when a piano might fall on your head.”
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“I signed up for life insurance just in case karma wants to collect on its debts.”
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“Life insurance – the only policy that pays off when you’re dead wrong.”
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“Life insurance is like a cheat code for the game of life.”
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“I sleep like a baby knowing my life insurance will take care of me, even in the afterlife.”
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“They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a good life insurance policy.”
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“Life insurance: the ultimate get-rich-slow scheme.” STRAINED FRIENDSHIP QUOTES
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“Life insurance is the best way to ensure your loved ones have something to fight over when you’re gone.”
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“I got life insurance so my family can have a nice funeral, complete with an open bar.”
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“Life insurance is the one thing that separates the optimists from the realists.”
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“Life insurance: because it’s never too early to start planning your own funeral.”
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“They say money talks, but in the case of life insurance, it screams ‘peace of mind’.”
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“Life insurance is like a safety net on the tightrope of life, except the net is made of money.”
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“I’m not saying life insurance is a scam, but it’s definitely a gamble with good odds.”
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“Life insurance: the only thing that’s guaranteed to pay out, even if you don’t.”
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“Life insurance is like a security blanket for adults – just in case the monsters under the bed are real.”
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“I bought life insurance so my kids can hate me even after I’m dead – talk about leaving a lasting legacy!”