FUNNY QUOTE T SHIRTS ONLINE INDIA

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“I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.”

“I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.”

“I’m not a morning person. Actually, I’m not an at any time of the day person.”

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just performing gravity experiments.”

“I don’t need Google, my wife knows everything.”

“I may be wrong, but I doubt it.”

“Sorry, I can’t adult today. Try again tomorrow.”

“I run on coffee, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts.”

“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.”

“I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.”

“I suffer from CDO. It’s like OCD, but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be.” WAKE UP LIKE THIS QUOTES

“If sarcasm burned calories, I’d be a supermodel.”

“I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.”

“I speak fluent movie quotes.”

“I only rap caucasionally.”

“I put the pro in procrastination.”

“I’m not a shy person, I’m just not overly enthusiastic about you.”

“I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.”

“I’m so broke, I can’t even pay attention.”

“I’m not anti-social, I’m just pro-me time.”

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