FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT A GUY FRIEND

“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though they know you’re slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown

“A guy friend is like a superhero without the cape, always there to save the day… or at least make you laugh.” – Unknown

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.” – Unknown

“Having a guy friend is like having a brother who is always ready to make you laugh… and then annoy the heck out of you.” – Unknown

“A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have, and usually a little mischievous.” – Unknown

“True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.” – Unknown

“A guy friend is like a human diary. They know all your weird and embarrassing stories, and they won’t judge you… unless you spill the secret to their crush.” – Unknown

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.” – Unknown

“A guy friend is someone you can call at any hour of the night for a spontaneous adventure, or to help you get rid of a spider in your bathroom.” – Unknown

“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.” – Doug Larson

“A guy friend is someone who can make even the most awkward situations feel hilarious.” – Unknown SHORT QUOTES FOR CAPTION

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Unknown

“A guy friend is like a human GPS, ready to navigate through life’s ups and downs, but always with a sense of humor.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who is there to make you smile even when you don’t feel like it.” – Unknown

“It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” – Marlene Dietrich

“A guy friend is like your personal comedian, always bringing laughter to your life.” – Unknown

“A best friend is someone who knows how crazy you are and still chooses to be seen in public with you.” – Unknown

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'” – C.S. Lewis

“A guy friend is like a walking dictionary of inappropriate jokes. From the weird to the hilarious, they’ve got it all.” – Unknown

“If you have crazy friends, you have everything.” – Unknown

“A guy friend is like a golden retriever: loyal, always happy to see you, and full of ridiculous antics.” – Unknown