FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT ANGER AND FRUSTRATION

“I’m not angry, I’m just very enthusiastic about expressing my frustration.” – Unknown

“I don’t need anger management, I just need people to stop pissing me off.” – Unknown

“Anger is like a balloon; if you don’t let it out, you’ll eventually explode!” – Unknown

“In times of great frustration, I like to imagine that I’m a potato flying through outer space. It is oddly calming.” – Unknown

“I don’t hold grudges, I just have a carefully organized list of people who need a good kick in the shins.” – Unknown

“I’ve decided to keep calm today and let my middle finger do all the talking.” – Unknown

“Instead of getting angry, I just imagine everyone as a flock of pigeons wearing silly hats. It’s hard to stay mad after that.” – Unknown

“If someone throws a stone at you, throw a book at them. It’ll hurt a lot more.” – Unknown

“I’m not always angry, sometimes I’m asleep.” – Unknown

“When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate instead.” – Unknown

“Anger is like a microwave; it might heat things up quickly, but it also has a tendency to explode.” – Unknown

“I’m all for forgiveness, but sometimes a little revenge can be therapeutic.” – Unknown

“If I had a dollar for every time someone made me angry, I’d be rich enough to hire a hitman.” – Unknown

“Don’t make me angry; you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry… or sober.” – Unknown QUOTES ABOUT COUSINS BEING BEST FRIENDS

“I’ve learned that anger doesn’t solve anything, but a good sarcastic comment can make me feel better for a moment.” – Unknown

“My anger management classes include counting to ten, deep breathing, and throwing the occasional tantrum.” – Unknown

“I’m not angry, I’m just passionately irritated.” – Unknown

“If anger was a superpower, I’d be a superhero with a really short temper.” – Unknown

“Frustration is my favorite season. It lasts all year round.” – Unknown

“I’m not angry, I’m just extremely disappointed in everyone’s ability to not be idiots.” – Unknown

“My anger management techniques involve long walks away from people who annoy me… preferably towards a bakery.” – Unknown

“I don’t sweat anger management; I just pretend everyone around me is a character on a reality show I dislike.” – Unknown

“Forgiveness is not in my vocabulary, but revenge has a nice ring to it.” – Unknown

“If you want to see me angry, just try stealing my fries.” – Unknown

“I always look on the bright side of anger – at least it helps me burn calories!” – Unknown

“Anger is my body’s way of saying, ‘I’m too good for this nonsense!'” – Unknown