FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT ANIMALS

“I asked my dog what’s his favorite kind of music, and he said ‘Bark and Roll!'”

“I saw a squirrel running in circles today. It was probably just trying to find its nuts.”

“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”

“I adopted a cat recently. I named her ‘Karma’ because every time I try to get some work done, she shows up to bite me.”

“Why did the bee wear suspenders? Because its pants kept falling down!”

“Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!”

“Did you hear about the snail who wrote a book about fast cars? It was a real escargot!”

“What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.”

“I tried to catch some fog yesterday, but I mist.”

“What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!”

“Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!” BEAUTIFUL WATERFALL QUOTES

“I used to be a baker until I realized I kneaded dough.”

“Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!”

“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”

“Why wouldn’t the shrimp share its treasure? Because it was a little shellfish!”

“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”

“Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!”

“Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!”

“Did you hear about the monkey who passed his driving test? He’s bananas about driving!”

“Why don’t ants ever get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies!”