FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT ARTHRITIS

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“I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.”

“Arthritis is my body’s way of telling me that I’ve been a real pain in the joints.”

“I’m not afraid of heights, but I am afraid of widths.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just madly in love with my bed.”

“I’m not sure if I’m getting older or if the floor is getting farther away.”

“I want to grow old gracefully, but I think I’ll start with limping and slouching.”

“I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.”

“Age is just a number, but arthritis is a painful reminder of that number.”

“I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop irritating my joints!”

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just an undercover ballerina.”

“I’m not old, I’m chronologically gifted.”

“I’m not forgetful, I’m just busy deleting unnecessary information.” ONE DAY I WILL LEAVE QUOTES

“I used to have a six-pack, but now I’ve got a keg.”

“I don’t snore, I dream I’m a motorcycle.”

“I’m not losing hair, I’m gaining a larger forehead.”

“I tried exercise, but I think my body is allergic to it.”

“I’ve got enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.”

“I’m not stubborn, my way is just better.”

“I used to be cool, but now I’m just chilling with arthritis.”

“I’m not a doctor, but I can still give you a pain in the joint.”

“I used to have a great memory, but now it’s just sporadic flashes of brilliance surrounded by a fog of forgetfulness.”

“I don’t need a vacation, I just need someone to craft a time machine so I can go back to before arthritis.”

ONE DAY I WILL LEAVE QUOTES