![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUWU1OEZkVVlIalk4dmpxQlJhMERHaEUzSUkwVDdaenB4c0w1QVpRMjZ6N3lXM21hZjE1bGZFYlVEYzladlB1b0plVDVhOWtGcndXc0dIM2kxc2JqTTVidTRrVExBVnFiN2FYQlVGcUVQSms%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(287ce722b5d02e8f3e90aea12b41d345).jpg)
“My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY0UrUkN6dFJKTStzKyszbG1LWUV2elVnZmR3L28rRGlJT3JXRkR6S3JVMFJXMVEyL09GQ0FXMk1YZXo2VFpwbjRXdzZZTzRlYzhZbjZnOHRTRk5UQ2M%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(b4452bc007beec1a7fc6faf731e15f13).jpg)
“I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas than my boss.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUS9aekRQZWhFS1pKUW00WDVvZFQrVmdrZ3R2UGRQT2lFa1NwS3VLeGkvZTlodnd0SkZFZ29DL3U2SWtNalFiS2NtL280UTMyMWxtR2RCWjVxR3RDY1JKRG9qWkJKK1FDNFhFenBlbFNNUC90Sm53ZkNydWxaa0ZXQUNodjVGd2dRPT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(9f987efa18440d472db1db39404a223c).jpg)
“My boss told me to make a coffee, so I made coffee for everyone except him.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUS9aekRQZWhFS1pKUW00WDVvZFQrWFIrRzNYSTN2cXhqK0EwMmFneVNiMklZc3YvK0duL1BKK2F2ZlF0ODNmendXeUliMTcxWUwzaW00MDlYSno5YUxWaHpJRXRWTUJGQk5aQWdWZGJGZmtiQThCMURJVDBObHNCWlhVeE9wRjZBPT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(21f24ee451de69cafe1fe6d540bb17b2).jpg)
“My boss asked me to stay late, so I took a nap on the office couch.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUS9aekRQZWhFS1pKUW00WDVvZFQrVnZHMXRNVkdSS2VubWx5bm1kNXpGNWpKbFBRTVFLWTM5cWVIRnhWS1k3MjV5MUppN0xKK21tTi9XZ2hwRUloZGtMbUhaQjNwSEsvSHZ6ekxtWUNmOGpBNHdoMUJaaUtVR2dselVDY3ZmRWp0enFvNlZZSVNnYUpUQU1tdkpMU3hKcTUwTHNpdXRucTVHQWY1YmQ5eDd0/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(b5bfce47e7810c8fe59a5307dcb5c65f).jpg)
“My boss is like a software update, consistently frustrating and never providing any real improvements.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUS9aekRQZWhFS1pKUW00WDVvZFQrVXR5S2l0WHVpVWxyN0plV3VZc1kvYmRnMDh5ZU5ndXNMRmZCVUFSa2loNm9IUlZTNUhEbVZhWXNBbnVSRGhRN2N3THBDS2ZCZHB5U2NoWXQ5em1GWGNLTk5KTTZGTG9zZnh6LytiS3JxK1JnPT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(9e2b014d4b9591227c892ace357a2949).jpg)
“My boss is so inconsiderate that if manners were money, he’d be bankrupt.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYkVrTEN4UnA5U3hhcy9CTE04UGorMWhMbkVlcExodThYdnZHNDdZRWRUR0Z2T0RLaGVXcG52V1g4aFlCNnc2cVVRdjlaTmZZY3Z5eFEyQ2U1eTBCZnJCQ243azJiWi92VUk4SG1FM0tpK3BCZmVQazlvemxjTDFiT3BHcE1yeENURkpMeTBFMHhFNU4yQVFGckUxRGhLMGdKZjZEU2hlWmRnRC9PV2hLZkVV/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(d53e0d69979657855f00f46610ef3fdf).jpg)
“Sometimes I fantasize about my boss being locked in a room with a thousand ringing phones and no doors.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVHlMVmhHdjhUTVFYZWRDVmkyMnNhR3V4NVgyRmdmZ2JoWDdSOTVXVzhFN3kyTGl3UGRlaElLaGlNR1U0dStZTWlrWTlPSjlPejZ0UTRZdkgxMkdpbXdJT1RkcG00Y05heEw3MVFnTmsxcUptNXVLN2hqY3VDejY4bDhJQ2pPM1ZzL09INGdIUzdvdVdIczVNQjc0eWVnPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(67beca0a5a3d01e1934c445037237eff).jpg)
“Working for my boss is like navigating through a maze blindfolded and with no map.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYXVaamEvUWt4OVlrMzFjMW9DOG00V05QeFRQaTdJUnZia3hxemRtVlZ0QW5tYkFjdW1GNURVVHkzY3VudHUxR2Qya09lcUhTbmNZRENGU3ZHUHRoZFprY0hESml2MDRMSXNrcjFaTENvTG83NkNpRmRlNkNsZ3E3dlZpbk94ZnJBK2dDdnBwM2ppaTVyazVsU2N0YnM4PQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(00486100893a9b3c61e77de020e14d5f).jpg)
“If my boss were a superhero, his superpower would be sucking the joy out of everything.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2aS9Hdnl4SVNsUUxUajFKT2E5SEttSVZ3cUxqMW4zdURYQnd5WnVMbkJ6Q2Jvek02bmRwa1FETVdJclBJM1NMSlNqR3EyOXdXc1QvZTM1N3ZLdW8reUI%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(c854e044c46374984072bccc72965725).jpg)
“I don’t need a therapist, I just need a different boss.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUS9aekRQZWhFS1pKUW00WDVvZFQrVjdLWWQ0eUdaR21Rc3l5UmNFOC9zRjNkWlR5WE0vTjB4dFZPemhPQ0h3S0lqbWtZRklhM0RaMUNibCtBRHlPTjZqelRsbTV3a2lRNWNIYmNhSStJd3JxK0hHQ0FucENTRDZVUlZ1T25Ybk5tOXdmN3RLVVNKcUpER3VTeUR2d1owbEJyL3g2a3BMMDZUOFZsc1dTeFY3RGlpVStaV0JEQUVXdWxwK2Y0WFBDZz09/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(45a4efec33f0284b2856f01c9e4ddc1d).jpg)
“My boss is the perfect example of someone who took the ‘jump to conclusions’ mat a bit too seriously.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVVJkc0FkQlV3cEpxK2lSbjgyeXZFekpDRXJ2N1U2dmFjTU1YaEJVZmdHZVlQZGgxNVU5MURRTk8zakVQdmg1WE1QVFF2VHJKd2JOOTMvVVBTUEVTSEpDQndwMDNxUXE5TjdGK09BVVlhR3JRZml0blNhUzRUZDNNQ24vdUZQa2Z2TCtwWjJGS2Ezc1JTMndscllXQ1JTRFlZengrcFVnYTAxL3Ezb2NOSEpycjNUd3UxdHlKU09yNlhNbjBsbW5YQT09/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(30ec7459f0fe6b579cf418dc7597b684).jpg)
“I told my boss I needed a raise, and he responded by giving me more work. I guess his idea of a raise is lifting more weights.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUS9aekRQZWhFS1pKUW00WDVvZFQrVXhnYytzdHBSQVNsUWlQcEpPdEp1djhWSXdaQUFJeGNzYktWRkFFcW12THY4VkUzYmtqTGtGNGtGYm85OXFPUzZoRG5jS1VLcXFhaFdOZmJRNEpKMy84cWh1a2djRWxrbDZLSWRLZUQ3WU5zVGo4ZzBuYStwQjRCWGoxOEFRUCtWZVFqekZnVG00VUJCVDdRSzRlQjNC/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(9601db5650898a000b4a3b3fddf5b165).jpg)
“My boss always says he has an open-door policy, but I’m convinced he only uses it as an escape route.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUS9aekRQZWhFS1pKUW00WDVvZFQrWE1IOTVaYzFERDNPQWc4YVZvWEU0Zk4rWFVyNUtZM0t2SDFjcFVYODZtcUlQeXhBKzJNYU1ZZytaeE4zNmNENTdOU1ZTUVhYRGNqWG1SQkZ2OC9vWEgxQU4zVHRUVkJXdWN1T2ltWkIrTms3dkhQZTN4dXRhclBYOG5jem1OdkFTSWh6QVg5RXNaWnRnSDRkaUV1TGM4ZnN1c3VNNmJxaHBJRi9hWGtTN3pEQT09/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(8a688d9c9716c41bc4d19e6c8e4161c0).jpg)
“My boss is like a Rubik’s Cube – confusing, frustrating, and I’m never quite sure if I’m making progress.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVHlMVmhHdjhUTVFYZWRDVmkyMnNhSEJTeGFXVWZGSTBnaFVuY2VQRDBzd2pMbmNMMVJlZVdCRlpMQXFNNHlqMEZmcHJaQ29DRnl2N0J1Z1FxcXY3cFhFNmJ3ZXJDZGQrMnJSL251anJFTWN2U2FDWURiL0lzditRRlc5NHZJU3FoczNaWWRNQldCOW5adktyQzFXa0dOTkVLM0s5RUR1aTJxcHcrNnR4ZmFVNXBMR05oWjY2VlRMcXVCVmI1UnR4c0E5T0NnN1ZoaXJPWkxNdTFQR2NPQT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(b6eaaf999ed08fdcbbda044f3fac78e0).jpg)
“Working under my boss is like playing a game of hide and seek, except he never looks for me.” INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT GOD TIMING
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYXVaamEvUWt4OVlrMzFjMW9DOG00WGp6MkhBVGdhMUs0UUI2UHdHYmNGSWx5S2FVdVEybXIwYkQzTnFnRkNCb3JlbTYrUVJNRWVVSmJZL3IvWUFBUHNObzhndGp4clFmQXFNeDM5S3VTdlZ2Y0FNNHR5VnliOGN3WjRtc2M4bDcyQjVndnFtbHFXckNMK1pnNytDTWhDZFZpM2tTYnFFd2I5TytRcFNaMy9yVThGY24wcTVCYkNXR2F3NlFNb3NjbHJCVlk0c1Q4b1VIQjVyck4yOE5oRT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(82aba333793d4088f0e3a6b6706ed24c).jpg)
“If my boss were a weather forecast, he’d be a constant cloud of discontent with a chance of rain on everyone’s parade.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUS9aekRQZWhFS1pKUW00WDVvZFQrVkRwd3F4V1cvNDlyU3VTUVdHcFBaanpDb1VORENENHhVWmY5OFlLSzVTUGlHUGJjM2FDNHpkQ2hYRXpRM3FPdjBOaHd1OUZLejMzTU9nTHZwUWFlMVZxYllXeVNiamdFZUhGNkpZSWtWRzNQK2RqUTNwZVZOLzNtekFGVlhsZUluMzJ0S3c4cGd2TkxrZzg0RnNTTUJQ/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(acbf954b0216d147d0e6191eeb6a7a8c).jpg)
“My boss is the reason I have trust issues. I can never trust a positive email subject line from him.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrV3dXc0gxMG1lcDNaNG5SeVdETlVEVjZNN1JCTWt1Z2tGRHV0dyt1TkQxc1duV1A1QWtNK3BKbUY3K2MvdjF0Rm1TWGt6TGQ4NzZRZEFid3IxK2JocUFUOVdCazV4SlZ5L01qUjhBVk1mZzN6UTl4ZEhwTnBSVmo0SFlRcXdmSFNHQjdYaUdha2JsaUxaTTVIbmxRVkdIaDd6cUZZeGU4ZmI2c2ZMWjc1SVhIN09SMlJ4TG5zZmY4RmNma1NFcnBvNDlQWXY3YlZxaERubWpqZElDUG5hZz0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(00f408a82f97ae28781e5f7d3627c008).jpg)
“I asked my boss for a day off, and he said, ‘Sure, when pigs fly.’ So, now I’m booking a vacation to Pig Island.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYXVaamEvUWt4OVlrMzFjMW9DOG00Vy9QOEJabHZnRWtkRjcxc2k0UmhXT2Q1Zlg2SFEvRklMMng5ZHh2UXU1czArdW9XZTI5ZGVGUzFKZG1xVU5qS3pMdUhFTmpTSG9PZFRzTWNpNC9VdnhhQnNWVEhwVUhsWitCQVhoeDVYUWFCOUdPMDAyN1QvRHM4TGN6VmVWRmM1Z0o3RURhTFZoM2dzcVVPUmxCNnZq/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(81a6ec84007d4af255c44faf08de3364).jpg)
“If my boss were a chef, he’d specialize in serving bitter taste with a side of disappointment.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUS9aekRQZWhFS1pKUW00WDVvZFQrVjRqRFRCcldhaEpzYnNFclZndXZMTEY3dy8yL2tEU3JWNmpVL0REN3I0UVkwb2N1bnAxc1pXQWN1Z2d0bHE4TGlJNVgzeFZXd2krdG5hQTF3Z2d5dXRQNnFzTFczWFA3UFJJdGpUbVNkeXFrRW9mZ0N2YmFvbUx4bkwzd2h5M1N1WEUySzMzTDBDbnZIMzUrL3hMOS9J/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(1e6b7514646125db3e09fc44fa75b511).jpg)
“My boss is a professional multitasker – he can misunderstand, criticize, and belittle all at the same time.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUS9aekRQZWhFS1pKUW00WDVvZFQrWGdueUFPY29EbmJLa0FQdXhQTG1LK0lybFM5dVhoa3NOaW94K1B0bXJTbFZwMmFCUEJVTDhHQjhLd0I3M3F0QlVRL3FnOU1YV3FxSHlNRjh0N2EwUUdSdEZxK0M3dlJHcGZuLzBhb0w4dG1SM2xmTVdQajFrRXpsLzBPcFpuaUEwL2R2MTZsenZlcUtNNE1HY1oxMlhaUndoS2IwUFQ2UTBKUE1kVjMrTEQ4aSs0eUY0Tlp1QUFmcnIvQ09XWWdqZz0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(684cbb9f63e767982f1604591ac4626d).jpg)
“My boss once told me I had a great future ahead of me, and I couldn’t help but wonder if that meant he wanted me out of his present.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZUtoUWpYbU9RZVNaZUlXLzdMQmVKYmhXSUt0NWpLa0JVR1hCVkMzVmNYcS9GTXh2TFFycXFIUUsya1g5eTFlR2w4SW9LbjNvSkpDMnYzc09UU1NUbHlCSWFWMjNwYmZ1ZGlXczRQczlRNTJVQ3FEUEFEM2ZJQUwrNVBRVDZhd3hJZ3pXdHkyYzNDblBRa05YVlBhcWNBPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(04a77e4a2c64320f69de8a9477573ed2).jpg)
“My boss’s management style can be summed up by one word: micromanagerialdoom.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYXVaamEvUWt4OVlrMzFjMW9DOG00VU96TmdmSXFIZ2t2d1BZWVczbHlxSzhUdExwVnNkQ3VpSXIvY2kvTEZNN0dkVW5QeW1oOEdkb0duMjZhNlJROXhMRS9jSFNXaVN4bVRPOEd3aThIRUV2Qkszak00TVlRYXhZQ1BGYzRxalJIWDJPdjdIblJpc1QvNVJZSzIzNTJGS0NWQWs3dlNwb3VoZVc4VFZlczJp/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(ad56d4a6b3a81c3ee3537ffb49104bb3).jpg)
“If my boss were a DJ, he’d specialized in remixing everyone’s ideas into a disaster mix.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUS9aekRQZWhFS1pKUW00WDVvZFQrVjZYSEM0UFlyNGd0akx6VTg1ZkgvOXo0ajFLeUJnQlZEb1Y2YXZJM1dXV2s2SlArSUo1Y0Rad1JTVWdoV2pJYyswU3djZkFXa2gwQkxkV3ZvVGpBNXBxd3V3OG1HakJxOTBMOXJKOWhlRlo0Y0VLM2xoSE82UURvV3Z2dFh5dUtWOTBaeDRyOE1YMmR3ZnNHenRaRzVm/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(0f7b941c425adbef78866e1484a9961c).jpg)
“My boss likes to play hide and seek with compliments. Unfortunately, he’s never been able to find any.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUS9aekRQZWhFS1pKUW00WDVvZFQrV3IwOXZsMENpNkxzZEFRcDhZdWFJVzUrd2t6ZHJOOWY5RjdXTHE4SG15NXZxRmpTTlp1V3JVYjE0cnVkR3VuNVp0MFN0ZHgvc0d2WmNmM05WU1FaU1pXZ1NkdUFEaUpSNkV5RVEwejBEblQ1SHVmaWZ6QXZGN2FUZHFGa2J2UzdSajhtTDQwUWdnaDRhdVVLaDJGRzBT/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(0b9a8b6ecdc5d07050a223642e1965be).jpg)
“My boss is the epitome of selective hearing. He hears what he wants when he wants and ignores the rest.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYXVaamEvUWt4OVlrMzFjMW9DOG00VzFaTG1pV05wMldrVjFwbktyeWVIMnk4ZU02WmpFNEdONmdXV3ZxVTNwRkRGVTNQQ3M4ayt4aTZiK0lXMEZqZkYrUklXS2V5Rm54YTZZaU8zTUdnSjNWVGFCZFVSWHdDcWxwcEhuV0JmYmFtSzZLZDdzaVVtTVdpWGZoU2FHM3M0cU5BMTNRZXZLREw3NFY0WGxsT2px/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(02e6414e86ba460073fae54036f5b6f6).jpg)
“If my boss were a motivational speaker, his catchphrase would be ‘carrots are for rabbits, not employees.'”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVHlMVmhHdjhUTVFYZWRDVmkyMnNhR1dmaVdpeW5GMHVHcXV4YldBTnFuWFlhcS9uWUJaVm1DZ2pVTDBtWW1aREYxL1VPRHlwZC9rSTI2Mk4yNGVsQXpuY0VXYkhKb2cvR01mSUlRWGRLb3pGeG9iSUI3SjJoaVdPQ0lLZjZpWFNLcy9sa0RnWWpqVVFMRWxPUnJMbU1UUnd6Z29ia1czRWtYTnFYVFViU2g4/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(7045ae69282d412f7d153a66a3e7290a).jpg)
“Working with my boss is like being on a never-ending rollercoaster of confusion with no conceivable logic.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUS9aekRQZWhFS1pKUW00WDVvZFQrVlhRckZwOE1VZ1hCZk80UG9MYjdiNWFGMVJkWExyWjhaMVVJUkVYbld0RDY3aW5SUG5wZHN6Rk80cUFvMnB0OHl1RFVjc0E0MnR3R2p4eFI2aHY4bm1nL0UxOUhZVE9tMTVJYmRHREJpVFBRaysvTUEzcVFOd2d4cG5hdmZoM2tiSDhKQTRTcGJxQ0hFNEJ3UXBYWU05QTNRbXFjdy9pS1lielgxQnZncVJwVitvZ3VESWQvMVgxSk8vcEpVOGVWRUowVjU1SHhrbDhjVHptNUpaMXdKMA%3D%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+BAD+BOSSES/(fa5d8d80ed688486875682cb5863261a).jpg)
“My boss once installed a coffee machine at work, but it only dispensed negativity. It’s called an ‘espresso your grievances’ maker.”