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“I love summer, except for when it’s so hot that Satan himself is sunbathing.”
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“Bad weather always appears to have impeccable timing, like it’s synchronized with my outdoor plans.”
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“Weather forecasters are the only people who can be wrong 90% of the time and still keep their job.”
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“I don’t need a personal trainer, I just need someone to follow me around and motivate me to go outside when it’s raining.”
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“I’m no meteorologist, but I can easily predict bad weather by looking at my frizzy hair in the mirror.”
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“There’s something oddly comforting about staying indoors and watching the rain, as long as it’s not leaking through my roof.”
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“Rainy days are nature’s way of reminding us that we’re not in control and it’s time to binge-watch Netflix in our PJs.”
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“I’m convinced that the weather app is judging me based on how often I check it and purposely decides to mess with me.”
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“Bad weather makes me appreciate the invention of fuzzy slippers and cozy blankets.”
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“Summer bodies are made in the winter, but so are excuses to avoid going outside in bad weather.”
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“I’m like a superhero, but instead of saving people, I save myself from having to put on pants when it’s cold outside.”
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“If only I could harness the energy spent complaining about bad weather and convert it into warmth.”
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“I don’t mind jogging in the rain, as long as it’s raining money.”
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“When it’s raining, my car becomes a submarine in a sea of 5 o’clock traffic.” ANNIVERSARY WISHES QUOTES FOR BROTHER AND SISTER IN LAW
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“The sound of thunder terrifies me, but the sound of my stomach rumbling during a storm is just a gentle reminder to order pizza.”
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“I find it commendable how bad weather can bring out my inner procrastinator.”
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“In bad weather, I become a social butterfly – I find solace in avoiding people and staying indoors.”
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“If you’re feeling blue, just remember that somewhere, someone’s umbrella is probably flying inside out.”
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“Weather complaints are a universal language, spoken by people all over the world.”
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“When bad weather ruins my outdoor plans, I try to convince myself that staying indoors is my new adventurous lifestyle.”
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“I thought winter was a great time to get in shape, until I realized my favorite exercise is hibernation.”
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“Bad weather can sometimes bring out the inner artist in me, like when I attempt to draw a smiley face in the fog on my window.”
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“The weatherman is like the world’s most disappointing magician – always promising sunny skies, but never actually delivering.”
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“I don’t mind bad weather; it’s a perfect excuse to embrace my inner couch potato and binge-watch my favorite shows.”
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“Rain, rain, go away. Come again when I can blame it on my ex’s bad luck, just to make my day.”
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“Bad weather brings out my true talent – being an Olympic-level napper.”
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“I aspire to be a weatherman – imagine having the power to be wrong most of the time and still get paid!”