FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT BEAUTY

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“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.” – Kinky Friedman

“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.” – Dorothy Parker

“I’m not beautiful like you, I’m beautiful like me.” – Unknown

“Beauty is power, a smile is its sword.” – John Ray

“I’m not saying I’m beautiful, but I have a good comeback for everything.” – Dolly Parton

“Mirror, mirror on the wall, I don’t need you to tell me I’m the fairest of them all. I’ve got Instagram for that.” – Unknown

“Beauty is in the eye of the potato holder.” – Unknown

“Confidence is the best makeup any girl can wear.” – Unknown

“Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart.” – Kahlil Gibran

“I’m tired of all these beauty standards. From now on, I’m embracing my inner potato.” – Unknown

“Some days, I’m highly confident and other days, I resemble an avocado.” – Unknown QUOTES ABOUT SURROUNDING YOURSELF WITH GOOD FRIENDS

“I may not be a perfect 10, but I’m confident that I’m a solid 7 on most days.” – Unknown

“A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous. But let’s be real, sometimes I’m just a mess in pajamas.” – Coco Chanel

“Beauty is ageless. Just ask my wrinkles.” – Unknown

“I’m starting to think that maybe I should start aging backwards, like Benjamin Button, but with snacks.” – Unknown

“The best thing to hold on to in life is pizza.” – Unknown

“Beauty is in the eye of the selfie-taker.” – Unknown

“True beauty is like a unicorn, hard to find and probably imaginary.” – Unknown

“Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see it. Except dogs, they see it in everyone.” – Confucius

“I woke up like this… disheveled and in need of a cup of coffee.” – Unknown

QUOTES ABOUT SURROUNDING YOURSELF WITH GOOD FRIENDS