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“I’m single because I’m strong enough to handle life on my own, but also because no one can handle me.”
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“Being single is like a free trial for a relationship, except you don’t have to buy the full version.”
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“I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.”
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“Being single means you always have extra money for chocolate and wine.”
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“I have a date with Netflix and my couch. Yes, it’s serious.”
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“I’m not single, I’m in a long-term relationship with freedom.”
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“I’m single because I haven’t found someone who can handle my level of weirdness.”
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“I enjoy long romantic walks… to the fridge.”
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“I’m single by choice. The choice of not settling for anyone less than amazing.”
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“Being single is like a blank canvas – you can paint your life however you want.”
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“I’m so good at being single that I can do it with my eyes closed.”
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“My dating life is like a roller coaster ride, and I’m the only one tall enough to ride.”
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“Being single is great until you see a couple that is so annoying you start to pity them.”
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“Being single means never having to explain why I’m eating a whole pizza by myself.”
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“I’m single, not desperate. There’s a big difference.”
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“I may be single, but I’m practically in a committed relationship with my bed.” FAMILY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MONEY QUOTES
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“I’m single because I’m allergic to emotions, commitment, and bad breath.”
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“Being single is like a full-time job. Although, I do get fantastic benefits.”
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“I’m not single, I’m in a relationship with freedom and my own happiness.”
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“I’m single because I haven’t found someone who can handle both my sarcasm and my love for pizza.”
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“Being single means no drama, no compromises, and no sharing my food.”
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“I may be single, but I’m not desperate enough to lower my standards.”
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“I’m single because I refuse to settle for anything less than extraordinary.”
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“Being single is like having a remote control for life. You have complete control over what you do and watch.”
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“I don’t need a Prince Charming to rescue me. I’m perfectly capable of rescuing myself.”
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“I’m not single. I’m just in a long-term relationship with myself, and it’s going great.”
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“Being single means not having to shave your legs unless you feel like it.”
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“I’m single because I refuse to compromise my happiness for someone who isn’t worth it.”
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“Being single allows me to focus on improving my relationship with chocolate.”
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“I’m single and ready to mingle… with pizza, that is.”