FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT BEST FRIENDS LIKE SISTERS

“A good friend will help you move; a best friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes

“I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.” – Unknown

“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.” – Unknown

“Best friends are like fries and ketchup. You can have one without the other, but it just wouldn’t be the same.” – Unknown

“We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.” – Unknown

“Best friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though they know you’re slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“A best friend is someone who can make you laugh even when you think you’ll never smile again.” – Unknown

“Friends come and go, but a true best friend sticks with you like peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth.” – Unknown

“Best friends are the people in life that make you laugh a little louder, smile a little brighter, and live a little better.” – Unknown

“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.” – Unknown

“We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile…then we’ll be new friends.” – Unknown

“God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.” – Unknown

“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.” – Unknown

“Best friends don’t let you do stupid things alone.” – Unknown

“A best friend is like a four-leafed clover: hard to find and lucky to have.” – Unknown THE BOOK THIEF BOOK QUOTES

“We go together like cupcakes and frosting.” – Unknown

“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. After I finish laughing.” – Unknown

“Best friends are the people you can do anything and nothing with and still have the best time.” – Unknown

“Best friends are the ones who can be your complete and utter weirdo and still love you.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re both a nutcase and amazing at the same time.” – Unknown

“Best friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.” – Unknown

“Best friends are the people who make your problems their problems, just so you don’t have to face them alone.” – Unknown

“True friends don’t judge each other; they judge other people together.” – Unknown

“Best friends are the people who make you laugh till your stomach hurts, even when everything else feels like it’s falling apart.” – Unknown

“Best friends are the people you can call at any hour of the day just to talk about the most random things.” – Unknown

“A good friend knows how you take your coffee. A best friend adds booze.” – Unknown

“A best friend is like a good bra: supportive, hard to find, and close to your heart.” – Unknown

“Best friends are the ones who know all your silly quirks and still choose to be seen with you in public.” – Unknown

“A best friend is someone who will love you when you forget to love yourself, and remind you when you need it the most.” – Unknown