FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT BEST GIRLFRIENDS

“A good friend will help you move, but a true friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes

“A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Best friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.” – Unknown

“A best friend is someone you can call at 3 AM and tell them you killed a spider.” – Unknown

“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it certainly helps.” – Unknown

“We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.” – Unknown

“Good friends offer a shoulder to cry on. Best friends offer a shovel to bury the bodies.” – Unknown

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” – Elbert Hubbard

“True friendship is sending each other ugly Snapchat selfies for no reason.” – Unknown

“We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends!” – Unknown

“Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown

“Best friends are like bras, close to your heart and always there to support you.” – Unknown

“I’m lucky to have a friend like you, who laughs at my jokes even when they’re not funny.” – Unknown

“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.” – Doug Larson

“A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helped you create them.” – Unknown BEST POSITIVE QUOTES FOR WORK

“Best friends are like stars: you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.” – Unknown

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.” – Unknown

“We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.” – Unknown

“Best friends are the therapists you can drink with.” – Unknown

“Friends don’t let friends take bad selfies.” – Unknown

“Best friends: they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.” – Unknown

“We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.” – Unknown

“A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked.” – Unknown

“Best friends are like a good bra: supportive, reliable, and always close to your heart.” – Unknown

“Happiness is having a bunch of best friends who are as weird as you.” – Unknown

“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.” – Walter Winchell

“A true friend is one who can make you laugh even when you feel like crying.” – Unknown

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Unknown

“We’re the kind of friends who finish each other’s sentences and then crack up for no reason.” – Unknown