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“Bible thumpers: the only people who can quote Leviticus but can’t find their way around the Ten Commandments.”
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“Bible thumpers: proof that God has a sense of humor, and a twisted one at that.”
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“Why do Bible thumpers always seem to skip over the parts about love thy neighbor and turn the other cheek?”
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“Bible thumpers: because nothing says ‘I love you’ like quoting scripture at someone.”
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“I’m pretty sure Jesus didn’t walk around with a Bible, yelling ‘Hey look, it’s me in book form!”
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“Bible thumpers: spreading the gospel one judgmental comment at a time.”
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“Bible thumpers: the original telemarketers, but instead of selling you a product, they want to sell you eternal salvation.”
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“Don’t worry, Bible thumpers, I’ll save you a seat in hell.”
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“I’d rather have a book thumper than a Bible thumper any day.”
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“Why do Bible thumpers think that scare tactics are an effective recruitment strategy?”
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“They say the pen is mightier than the sword, but apparently the Bible thumper thinks scripture is mightier than anything.”
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“Bible thumpers are like pop-up ads in real life. Annoying and impossible to escape.”
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“Bible thumpers: because you can never have too many guilt trips in a day.”
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“Bible thumpers have mastered the art of making you feel like you need salvation from conversation.”
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“Next time a Bible thumper knocks on your door, just tell them your religion is ‘unsubscribe.'”
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“Bible thumpers: they take ‘go forth and multiply’ quite literally when it comes to spreading their beliefs.” PROFESSIONAL THANK YOU QUOTES FOR COLLEAGUES
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“Bible thumpers: your direct line to God’s voicemail, where he never answers but you leave a message anyway.”
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“Bible thumpers always remind me of that person who insists on spoiling the ending of a movie you haven’t seen yet.”
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“Bible thumpers: when they say ‘God loves you,’ it’s usually followed by a ‘but…'”
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“Bible thumpers: they turn water into whine.”
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“Bible thumpers: if you need instructions on how to live, just ask the nearest hypocrite.”
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“Bible thumpers believe that heaven is a gated community, and they’re the neighborhood watch.”
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“Bible thumpers: they make fortune tellers seem like realists.”
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“Bible thumpers: when they open their mouths, logic takes a vacation.”
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“Bible thumpers: the only people who think ‘The Book of Revelation’ is a proper form of contraception.”
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“Bible thumpers: they’ll tell you the secrets of the universe, but they can’t figure out how to use Google.”
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“Bible thumpers: if ignorance is bliss, they must be the happiest people on Earth.”
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“Bible thumpers: they’d rather preach love than practice it.”
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“Bible thumpers: one step closer to 100% commitment, one step farther from reality.”
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“Bible thumpers: the reason why some people pray for the end of the world.”