FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT BODYBUILDERS

“I’m not a bodybuilder, I’m a bodylover.” – Anonymous

“I don’t just flex my muscles, I flex my sense of humor too.” – Unknown

“Muscles are like a good sense of humor, everyone appreciates them.” – Anonymous

“I workout because I really love donuts.” – Unknown

“Bodybuilders are like human statues, just with more protein shakes.” – Anonymous

“Gym rule number one: Always wipe your sweat, unless it’s from your protein shake.” – Unknown

“My body is a temple. A temple that occasionally needs some fast food.” – Anonymous

“Some people eat to live, bodybuilders live to eat… a lot.” – Unknown

“I don’t stretch before a workout, I bend reality to my will.” – Anonymous

“Bodybuilders don’t lift weights, they lift spirits… and dumbbells.” – Unknown

“I’m not a bodybuilder, I’m a professional snacker in disguise.” – Anonymous

“Bodybuilders are proof that you can never have enough dumbbells.” – Unknown

“Sure, I have muscles, but I also have a great sense of humor… and a snack stash.” – Anonymous

“Flexibility is important, but have you tried flexing your funny bone?” – Unknown QUOTES ABOUT SELF LOVE FROM THE BIBLE

“Bodybuilders have a six-pack of abs and a whole barrel of laughs.” – Anonymous

“I don’t just lift weights, I lift spirits. Sometimes with dad jokes.” – Unknown

“Bodybuilders are like superheroes, without the capes but with extra protein powder.” – Anonymous

“I don’t sweat, I glisten… and sometimes sparkle.” – Unknown

“Bodybuilders are living proof that gains can come in both muscle and laughter.” – Anonymous

“I don’t count my reps, I count my puns. They’re both equally important.” – Unknown

“Bodybuilding is not just about brawn, it’s about having the best dad jokes too.” – Anonymous

“I’m a bodybuilder, but I also have a soft spot for ice cream. And tacos. And pizza…” – Unknown

“Bodybuilders have the power to lift heavy weights and light spirits.” – Anonymous

“I don’t just have muscles, I also have a PhD in hilariousness.” – Unknown

“Abs are great, but have you ever tried ab-solutely hilarious jokes?” – Anonymous

“Bodybuilders are like walking punchlines, except with a lot more muscle.” – Unknown