“My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.” – Anonymous

“Behind every successful employee is a boss who thought they did it all by themselves.” – Anonymous

“The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Harvey Specter

“A good boss is like a diaper; always on your ass and full of crap.” – Anonymous

“My boss told me I talk too much. I told him, ‘Well, you did hire a parrot!'” – Anonymous

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde

“My boss is like a dictionary – he doesn’t provide context, he just tells me the definition.” – Anonymous

“I’m like a mosquito to my boss: small and annoying, but I can still suck the life out of him.” – Anonymous

“If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your boss told you to.” – Anonymous

“I don’t always tolerate idiots, but when I do, I’m probably at work.” – Anonymous

“My boss is so unpopular, his own shadow refuses to follow him.” – Anonymous SHORT INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT GRADUATION

“My boss asked me for feedback, and I told him, ‘Sure, it’s in the shredder.'” – Anonymous

“Remember, the best leaders are like ducks – calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath.” – Michael Caine

“My boss said I intimidate my coworkers. I replied, ‘Well, I am pretty awesome!'” – Anonymous

“My boss asked me if I could perform under pressure. I replied, ‘No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody!'” – Anonymous

“I told my boss I needed a raise because I’m so broke that I can’t even pay attention.” – Anonymous

“My boss told me to dress for the job I want, so I went dressed as Batman. Now I’m unemployed.” – Anonymous

“The best way to appreciate a boss is to imagine yourself with a better one.” – Ted Rondeau

“I tried being a kissing-up kind of employee, but it turns out my lips got tired before my knees did.” – Anonymous

“My boss thinks I lack motivation. I just tell him, ‘I prefer to think of it as selective participation!'” – Anonymous