FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT BOXING

“I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“I don’t train for a fight; I train for a buffet.” – Muhammad Ali

“Boxing is like chess, except there’s more blood and less thinking.” – Unknown

“Boxers don’t have skeletons in their closets; they have punching bags.” – Anonymous

“Every boxer should know what it feels like to have a knockout punch – from the other guy.” – George Foreman

“My mom said, ‘You can’t play boxing forever.’ And I said, ‘Mom, this isn’t boxing. It’s a fight.'” – Conor McGregor

“In boxing, you don’t win fights; you win rounds. And in life, you should always punch above your weight.” – Unknown

“I don’t count my sit-ups. I only start counting when it starts hurting because they’re the only ones that truly count.” – Muhammad Ali

“Boxing is a lot like taxes – you get hit in the face a lot and you never know when it’s coming.” – Unknown

“I’m not in the best shape, but I want to prove to myself I can do something that seems insurmountable and inspire others by showing them no matter where they are in their fitness goals, they can do it, too.” – Floyd Mayweather Jr.

“The difference between boxing and a bar fight is timing.” – Unknown

“Boxing is the only sport where you can get your brain shook, your money took, and your name in the undertaker book.” – Joe Frazier INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT SERVING IN THE MILITARY

“Boxing is a sport where you can get your teeth knocked out, but still have a winning smile.” – Unknown

“In boxing, you never know what’s around the corner. It could be a hook or a slice of humble pie.” – Unknown

“In boxing, always punch above your weight, unless you’re hungry.” – Unknown

“I want to be remembered as the boxer who lived life to the fullest and wasn’t afraid to take risks.” – Mike Tyson

“In boxing, you can never underestimate your opponent unless they’re your friend, and then just let them win.” – Unknown

“Boxing is a competition of wits, strength, and stamina – and occasionally who can make the best dodging face.” – Unknown

“Boxing is a lot like life – you have to roll with the punches, and sometimes you end up flat on the mat wondering how you got there.” – Unknown

“Boxing is the only sport where you get paid to go on a diet.” – Unknown

“Boxing is a way to hit people legally and get praised for it. But in reality, we are all just trying to avoid getting hit as much as possible.” – Unknown

“The only punches I throw are in the kitchen. I’m a knockout chef, not a fighter!” – Unknown