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“In California, they don’t throw their garbage away – they make it into TV shows.” – Woody Allen
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“California: the land of fruits, nuts, and flakes.” – Unknown
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“There are three seasons in California: fire, flood, and drought.” – Jay Leno
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“In California, they don’t say ‘I love you,’ they say ‘I can’t afford to buy you a house in this market’.” – Unknown
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“California is a place where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.” – Walter Winchell
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“Living in California adds ten years to your life, mainly due to the traffic.” – Unknown
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“In California, even the homeless have better tans than you.” – Unknown
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“California isn’t a state, it’s a lifestyle.” – Joan Didion
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“California: where the only things bigger than the egos are the traffic jams.” – Unknown
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“California is like Disneyland, but for adults – it’s expensive, crowded, and full of people waiting in line for a ride.” – Unknown
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“The reason people in California are so laid-back is because the sun is always shining, and they can’t be bothered to do anything else.” – Unknown
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“In California, they put avocados on everything – even the bills.” – Unknown
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“California: where you need a map to find your way out of a shopping mall.” – Unknown
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“California has earthquakes, celebrities, and the highest number of self-proclaimed ‘spiritual gurus’ per square mile.” – Unknown
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“Californians measure distance in time, not miles.” – Unknown QUOTES ON BEST FAMILY
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“In California, you can be anyone you want – as long as you’re on a reality show.” – Unknown
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“California motto: If it’s not vegan, gluten-free, or organic, we don’t want it.” – Unknown
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“California: where going green refers to your lawn, not your environmental practices.” – Unknown
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“In California, you can surf in the morning and ski in the afternoon – if the traffic permits.” – Unknown
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“Living in California is like being in a constant state of traffic.” – Unknown
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“California: land of fast cars, slow drivers, and incessant honking.” – Unknown
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“California: where everyone believes they have the next billion-dollar startup idea.” – Unknown
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“In California, everyone’s a critic, even the avocado toast.” – Unknown
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“Being stuck in LA traffic is a great way to practice your mindfulness and patience – or lose your sanity.” – Unknown
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“California: where ‘beach body ready’ is a year-round goal and a constant source of anxiety.” – Unknown
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“In California, the only thing hotter than the weather is the real estate market.” – Unknown
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“California is like a box of chocolates – every snack is kale-flavored.” – Unknown
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“In California, yoga pants are considered formal attire.” – Unknown