FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT CLEANING

“Cleaning the house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.” – Phyllis Diller

“Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.” – Unknown

“I finally realized that housework is never-ending, and nobody cares if you do it or not. So, I stopped.” – Erma Bombeck

“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like trying to tidy up during a hurricane.” – Unknown

“Cleaning the house with kids around is like nailing Jello to a tree.” – Unknown

“Cleaning your house while your kids are still home is like shoveling during a blizzard.” – Unknown

“Cleaning the house with kids is like trying to blow out a candle in a hurricane.” – Unknown

“Cleaning your house with kids is like trying to straighten out a tornado.” – Unknown

“Cleaning your house while your kids are home is like trying to play whack-a-mole while balancing on a tightrope.” – Unknown

“Cleaning with kids is like trying to herd wild cats with a feather duster.” – Unknown

“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like trying to empty the ocean with a teaspoon.” – Unknown

“Cleaning your house with kids is like trying to knit a sweater in a windstorm.” – Unknown

“Cleaning the house with kids is like trying to catch a greased pig in a mud pit.” – Unknown

“Cleaning your house while your kids are home is like trying to organize a zoo during feeding time.” – Unknown

“Cleaning with kids in the house is like trying to swim against the current with cement shoes.” – Unknown

“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like trying to climb Mount Everest with a backpack full of rocks.” – Unknown FAMOUS IRISH QUOTES ABOUT FOOD

“Cleaning your house with kids is like trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube while blindfolded.” – Unknown

“Cleaning the house with kids around is like trying to catch smoke with a butterfly net.” – Unknown

“Cleaning your house while your kids are home is like trying to assemble a puzzle with missing pieces.” – Unknown

“Cleaning with kids in the house is like trying to mop up a river with a sponge.” – Unknown

“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like trying to unscramble scrambled eggs.” – Unknown

“Cleaning your house with kids is like trying to run a marathon in quicksand.” – Unknown

“Cleaning the house with kids around is like trying to catch a greased watermelon.” – Unknown

“Cleaning your house while your kids are home is like trying to navigate a maze blindfolded.” – Unknown

“Cleaning with kids in the house is like trying to sweep up confetti in a hurricane.” – Unknown

“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like trying to find a needle in a haystack with a blindfold on.” – Unknown

“Cleaning your house with kids is like trying to hem a dress with one hand tied behind your back.” – Unknown

“Cleaning the house with kids around is like trying to organize a junkyard during a tornado.” – Unknown

“Cleaning your house while your kids are home is like trying to untangle a ball of yarn without any fingers.” – Unknown

“Cleaning with kids in the house is like trying to wash dishes with a colander.” – Unknown