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“I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Woody Allen
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“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” – Steven Wright
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“Death is nature’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive anymore!'” – Demetri Martin
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“Death: the ultimate ‘take it or leave it’ situation.” – Bertolt Brecht
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“I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Spike Milligan
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“I’m not afraid of death. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Philip Seymour Hoffman
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“Death is the ultimate high stakes game; you only get to play once.” – Unknown
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“Death is like a well-cooked steak – it’s rare.” – Unknown
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“Death is a lot like being drunk; in the end, no one remembers anything.” – Unknown
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“Death is the punctuation at the end of life’s sentence. Period.” – Unknown
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“Death is just life’s way of telling you, ‘You’re fired!'” – Unknown
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“Death is the ultimate cure for insomnia; once you’re dead, you’ll sleep like a baby.” – Unknown
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“Death is like the ultimate prank – it’s the last laugh.” – Unknown
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“I plan on living forever. So far, so good!” – Unknown SHOUT OUT TO MY HUSBAND QUOTES
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“Death is like taxes, you can’t avoid it no matter how rich you are.” – Unknown
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“Death is the one time in life where you won’t have to worry about your taxes.” – Unknown
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“Death is a lot like a Facebook status update; everyone will eventually ‘like’ it.” – Unknown
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“Death is the greatest reality check – it puts everything into perspective.” – Unknown
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“Death is like a great mystery novel – everyone wants to know how it ends.” – Unknown
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“Death is the only certainty in life, so you might as well laugh about it.” – Unknown
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“Death is the ultimate party pooper – it always ruins a good time.” – Unknown
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“Death is like a roulette wheel; you never know where the ball will land.” – Unknown
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“Death is like a bad marriage; it’s the only thing you can’t divorce.” – Unknown
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“Death is the end of life’s journey, but the beginning of a great mystery.” – Unknown
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“Death is like the final exam; you can’t cheat your way out of it.” – Unknown
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“Death is like a one-way ticket; you can’t turn back once you’ve arrived.” – Unknown