FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT DRINKING AND BEST FRIENDS

“I drink to make other people interesting.” – George Jean Nathan

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” – Benjamin Franklin

“I’m not saying I’m an alcoholic, but the last time I took a bath with a rubber duck, the water turned into gin.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra

“I’m friends with all my organs. They all do a great job, but my liver is my best drinking buddy.” – Unknown

“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.” – Mark Twain

“I’m not a heavy drinker, I’m a fun drinker.” – Chelsea Handler

“The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for mine enemies!” – William Temple

“Cheers to best friends who are always there to hold your hair back, both literally and figuratively.” – Unknown

“I love meeting my best friends at a bar because then whenever we order shots, we call it a ‘reunion shot’.” – Unknown

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone… especially when alcohol is involved.” – Unknown

“When life gets blurry, adjust your focus, but make sure to bring your best friend… and some tequila.” – Unknown

“Sometimes all you need is someone who won’t judge you for drinking tequila straight from the bottle.” – Unknown

“Best friends are the ones who convince you that a fifth drink is a good idea.” – Unknown QUOTES ABOUT WINTER SOLSTICE INSPIRE

“Sure, alcohol may be bad for my liver, but it’s good for my mental health…and my social life.” – Unknown

“I know drinking isn’t a solution, but neither is milk. Yet, we still chase whiskey with milk. Cheers, my friend!” – Unknown

“My best friend is the one who doesn’t let me drink alone, even if it means they have to sacrifice a sober night.” – Unknown

“In vodka, there is freedom. In best friends, there is endless vodka.” – Unknown

“Life is better when you’re laughing, and even better when you’re laughing with your best friend over a bottle of wine.” – Unknown

“Best friends are like wine; they get better with age… and in larger quantities.” – Unknown

“Drinking wine with your best friend is like therapy, but cheaper.” – Unknown

“Good friends don’t let you do dumb things alone… especially when alcohol is involved.” – Unknown

“We may not remember all the nights we’ve had together, but we’ll never forget those hangovers with our best friends.” – Unknown

“You don’t need a therapist when you have wine and your best friend.” – Unknown

“I don’t need an intervention; I need more friends who can keep up with my drinking habits.” – Unknown

“Friends who drink together, laugh together, and regret together, stay together.” – Unknown

“If you can survive happy hour with your best friend, you can survive anything.” – Unknown