“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.” – Unknown

“I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.” – Unknown

“Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to bury the guy that made you cry.” – Unknown

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they’d rather be anywhere else.” – Len Wein

“Good friends don’t let you do silly things alone.” – Unknown

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Unknown

“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.” – Erma Bombeck

“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.” – Doug Larson

“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” – Greg Tamblyn

“A good friend will help you move. But a true friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes

“Friends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go.” – Margaret Walker BEST QUOTES ABOUT GATSBY

“Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.” – Mark Twain

“A mirror reflects a man’s face, but what he is really like is shown by the kind of friends he chooses.” – Colin Powell

“A day without a friend is like a pot without a single drop of honey left inside.” – Winnie the Pooh

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone.” – Unknown

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'” – C.S. Lewis

“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.” – Samuel Butler

“Friends are medicine for a wounded heart and vitamins for a hopeful soul.” – Steve Maraboli

“The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring in nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.” – Mark Twain

“Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it’s good just knowing they’re there.” – Unknown

“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.” – Doug Larson

“I value my friends not for their weapons, but for their moments of weakness.” – Unknown

“True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.” – David Tyson Gentry