“The bad news is, time flies. The good news is, you’re the pilot.” – Michael Altshuler

“If you think your boss is hard to handle, remember that time you had to explain snapchat to your parents.” – Unknown

“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” – Jerome K. Jerome

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde

“Going back to work after a vacation is like trying to start a cold car on a winter morning.” – Unknown

“The only thing worse than having to go back to work after a holiday is having to explain what ‘relaxation’ means to your coworkers.” – Unknown

“My job is secure. No one else wants it.” – Unknown

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb

“The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning, you’re on the job.” – Slappy White

“I’m not a workaholic. I just enjoy not doing anything productive more than most people.” – Unknown

“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” – Joe Girard

“I hate work from the bottom of my heart. So, I will love it unconditionally from the bottom of my liver.” – Unknown

“I have a job because it pays for the weekends when I’m not at work.” – Unknown QUOTES ABOUT ISLAMIC LIFE IN URDU

“The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Vidal Sassoon

“My boss yelled at me yesterday ‘It’s the fifth time you’ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?’ I said, ‘Probably it’s Friday?'” – Unknown

“Working hard or hardly working? Who cares, as long as the coffee is strong.” – Unknown

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown

“I may be going back to work, but that doesn’t mean my mind has to come along with me.” – Unknown

“The only reason I work so hard is to earn enough money to take a long vacation from work.” – Unknown

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” – Douglas Adams

“I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.” – Unknown

“The hardest part of going back to work is remembering how to spell your own name again.” – Unknown

“A clear desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.” – Unknown

“Work tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.” – Unknown