FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT GOOD LOOKS

“I’m so good-looking, my mirrors have to wear sunglasses.”

“I’m not saying I’m perfect, but I am pretty damn close.”

“If looks could kill, I’d be a weapon of mass destruction.”

“I woke up like this… fabulous.”

“I may not be a stylist, but I can still make your heart skip a beat.”

“Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the most gorgeous of them all? Spoiler alert: it’s me.”

“They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I haven’t found anyone yet who doesn’t behold me with awe.”

“I’m beautiful on the inside. Too bad you can’t see that on the outside.”

“People say looks don’t matter, but try telling that to my mirror.”

“I don’t need makeup to be stunning. I’m naturally this captivating.”

“Looks may fade, but my charm lasts forever.”

“I’m not saying I’m a work of art, but I do make people stop and stare.”

“I’m not just a pretty face; I’m a whole package of awesome.” INSPIRATIONAL BOOK QUOTES

“Good looks aren’t everything… but they sure don’t hurt.”

“I’m not vain, I just have great self-esteem.”

“Beauty is only skin deep, but I’m practically flawless from head to toe.”

“I don’t need airbrushing; my face is already perfection.”

“My face is like a HD TV – everything looks better on it.”

“I’m like a fine wine – I get better with age.”

“Some people age like fine wine, but I’m aging like a whole vineyard.”

“People say beauty is only skin deep, but I guess I’m a deep-sea diver.”

“My looks are so stunning, they should come with a warning label for heart palpitations.”

“If I were to be an emoji, I’d definitely be the heart-eyed one.”

“Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can have a prince charming like me?”