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Sure, here are 22 funny quotes about grocery shopping:
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“I went grocery shopping and accidentally picked up a bottle of wine. So technically, I’m on a liquid diet.”
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“Grocery shopping: where you spend half your time looking for things you need and the other half avoiding people you know.”
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“Grocery shopping is my cardio. I get my steps in by going back and forth in the aisles trying to remember what I forgot.”
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“Sometimes I buy healthy groceries, but then I ruin it by buying a chocolate bar at the checkout. It’s called balance.”
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“Grocery shopping is like a real-life treasure hunt, but with no map, where you just wander aimlessly until you find what you need.”
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“Me: I’ll only get what’s on my grocery list. Also me: ooh, limited edition Cheetos! I must try them!”
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“Grocery shopping tip: never go on an empty stomach, or you’ll buy everything you see, even the questionable items.”
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“Grocery shopping with a toddler is like trying to juggle flaming knives while on a unicycle. There will be tears, both theirs and yours.”
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“If it requires more than three ingredients, it’s not going in my shopping cart. I refuse to make a science project out of dinner.”
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“Grocery shopping is like a marathon, except you’re pushing a cart, and it’s full of snacks you’ll eat before you cross the finish line.”
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“Grocery shopping should come with a warning: ‘You will be tempted to buy Oreos, and you will give in.'” QUOTES TO TEACH SOMEONE A LESSON
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“I love grocery shopping; it gives me a sense of control in my life. Plus, stalking the bakery section is my form of retail therapy.”
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“When I see a sale at the grocery store, I buy now and think about the expiration date later.”
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“Grocery shopping: the only place where a gallon of milk costs less than a bottle of water.”
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“I’m like a professional grocery shopper. I can spot a sale from three aisles away, and I’m not afraid to pounce.”
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“Grocery shopping is my least favorite cardio because it involves pushing a cart, calculating prices, and pretending to be an adult.”
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“Sometimes I go grocery shopping just to walk around and pretend like I have my life together.”
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“I don’t understand why the bakery section is always at the front of the grocery store. It’s like they want us to give in and buy cake before we even start shopping.”
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“Grocery shopping in a rush is like a reality TV show. You have a list, a ticking clock, and the challenge to find everything without breaking something.”
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“Grocery shopping with kids is like playing a never-ending game of ‘No, you can’t have that,’ and ‘Please put that back.’ It’s exhausting.”
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“Grocery shopping is the art of buying things you don’t need with money you don’t have while avoiding people you know.”
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“I wish my fridge magically refilled itself. That way, I could avoid the soul-crushing task of grocery shopping.”