FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT HUNGER

“I’m so hungry that my stomach is singing the entire chorus of ‘All Star’ by Smash Mouth.”

“If hunger made people productive, I’d be the CEO of a Fortune 500 company already.”

“The only time I’m not hungry is when I’m sleeping. And even then, my dreams involve food.”

“Hunger is my motivation to become a master chef. Or at least a decent microwave chef.”

“I’m not a superhero, but once I’m hungry, I can devour a buffet faster than The Flash.”

“Hunger: the only force that can make a grown adult go from civilized to hangry in 0.2 seconds.”

“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it… but only when I’m not hungry.”

“Hunger: the feeling that makes ‘hobbies’ like eating an entire pizza seem more like an Olympic sport to me.”

“I have a love-hate relationship with hunger. I love food, but hate the fact that I get hungry as soon as I finish a meal.”

“Why do I always get hungry right after eating? It’s like my taste buds are taunting my stomach.”

“Hunger: the reason why I can’t say ‘no’ to a second helping, even if I need a forklift to carry me afterward.”

“Being hungry is like having a background soundtrack of your stomach growling while you try to focus on anything else.”

“Hunger is my body’s way of telling me, ‘Don’t worry about your diet, just eat everything in sight.'”

“I have an appetite that can rival the stomach of a black hole. No food is safe around me.” INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES BY GOD

“When I’m hungry, every commercial on TV starts to look like an invitation to a feast.”

“They say laughter is the best medicine, but have they tried eating a tub of ice cream while watching a comedy show? That’s pure bliss.”

“Hunger is the ultimate test of self-control. And I’ve failed that test more times than I can count.”

“If ‘Hangry’ were an Olympic sport, I’d have a gold medal, a trophy, and a lifetime supply of snacks.”

“The only thing faster than the speed of light is the speed at which my hunger escalates.”

“My stomach is like a gourmet GPS. It always directs me to the nearest food establishment.”

“When my stomach growls, I can’t help but think it’s auditioning for a role in a horror movie.”

“I believe in equality, except when it comes to handing out slices of pizza. I need at least two.”

“They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy me a lifetime supply of nachos, and that’s close enough.”

“Food is my love language. If you’re ever hungry, you know where to find me – in the kitchen.”

“I’m convinced that my growling stomach is a skilled opera singer trying to make its big break.”

“I may not be a chef, but my hunger has turned me into a master of the microwave oven.”

“Hunger is the worst enemy of productivity. But it’s also the best friend of the snack aisle.”