FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT JEWELRY

“I’m not wearing any jewelry today. Oh wait, I have earrings. Never mind, I guess I am sparkling a little.”

“Jewelry is like a vacation for your neck.”

“Jewelry: because carrying around your wealth in a giant sack is just too heavy.”

“I love jewelry so much, I could probably start a second career as a walking chandelier.”

“Wearing jewelry is the perfect way to say, ‘I have money, but not enough to buy a yacht.'”

“Jewelry is like a good laugh – it always brightens up your day.”

“My love for jewelry is like my love for pizza – there’s never enough.”

“They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but honestly, I would settle for chocolate jewelry too.”

“My favorite exercise is lifting my jewelry collection. It’s a great way to work out my arms and my self-esteem.”

“I don’t have a fear of heights, but I do have a fear of losing an earring while leaning over a balcony.”

“Jewelry: the one thing that can make your bank account cry and your outfit slay.”

“I’m not saying I have a jewelry addiction, but my bank statements do resemble a shopping spree in a glitter factory.”

“I always get compliments on my jewelry. It’s like I’m wearing a flashing neon sign that says ‘Look at my neck!'” INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT FRUSTRATION

“Jewelry is the quickest way to upgrade any outfit from ‘meh’ to ‘blingtastic!'”

“I love jewelry so much; sometimes, I even wear it to bed to ensure sweet dreams.”

“Jewelry is the only reason I enthusiastically participate in ‘getting dressed’ every morning.”

“Wearing jewelry is my way of saying, ‘I’m fancy, but not snobby enough to drink tea with my pinky up’.”

“I once got lost in a jewelry store, and when they found me, I was happily playing dress up with diamond rings.”

“Jewelry: the original ‘confidence boost’ button.”

“You know you have a jewelry problem when your phone auto-corrects ‘Hi’ to ‘Buy more jewelry!'”

“Jewelry is like a little black dress – it never goes out of style, and you can’t have just one.”

“Jewelry: the only thing that can make you feel like royalty, even if your bank account begs to differ.”

“I don’t trust people who don’t wear jewelry. What are they hiding behind those naked fingers?”

“Jewelry is my secret weapon for surviving unbearable social situations. You should see how well it distracts from awkward conversations.”

“Life may not be perfect, but at least my jewelry collection is.”