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“I’m not wearing any jewelry today. Oh wait, I have earrings. Never mind, I guess I am sparkling a little.”
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“Jewelry is like a vacation for your neck.”
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“Jewelry: because carrying around your wealth in a giant sack is just too heavy.”
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“I love jewelry so much, I could probably start a second career as a walking chandelier.”
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“Wearing jewelry is the perfect way to say, ‘I have money, but not enough to buy a yacht.'”
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“Jewelry is like a good laugh – it always brightens up your day.”
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“My love for jewelry is like my love for pizza – there’s never enough.”
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“They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but honestly, I would settle for chocolate jewelry too.”
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“My favorite exercise is lifting my jewelry collection. It’s a great way to work out my arms and my self-esteem.”
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“I don’t have a fear of heights, but I do have a fear of losing an earring while leaning over a balcony.”
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“Jewelry: the one thing that can make your bank account cry and your outfit slay.”
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“I’m not saying I have a jewelry addiction, but my bank statements do resemble a shopping spree in a glitter factory.”
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“I always get compliments on my jewelry. It’s like I’m wearing a flashing neon sign that says ‘Look at my neck!'” INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT FRUSTRATION
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“Jewelry is the quickest way to upgrade any outfit from ‘meh’ to ‘blingtastic!'”
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“I love jewelry so much; sometimes, I even wear it to bed to ensure sweet dreams.”
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“Jewelry is the only reason I enthusiastically participate in ‘getting dressed’ every morning.”
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“Wearing jewelry is my way of saying, ‘I’m fancy, but not snobby enough to drink tea with my pinky up’.”
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“I once got lost in a jewelry store, and when they found me, I was happily playing dress up with diamond rings.”
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“Jewelry: the original ‘confidence boost’ button.”
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“You know you have a jewelry problem when your phone auto-corrects ‘Hi’ to ‘Buy more jewelry!'”
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“Jewelry is like a little black dress – it never goes out of style, and you can’t have just one.”
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“Jewelry: the only thing that can make you feel like royalty, even if your bank account begs to differ.”
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“I don’t trust people who don’t wear jewelry. What are they hiding behind those naked fingers?”
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“Jewelry is my secret weapon for surviving unbearable social situations. You should see how well it distracts from awkward conversations.”
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“Life may not be perfect, but at least my jewelry collection is.”