FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT KEEPING YOUR MOUTH SHUT

“I used to have an open mind, but my mouth kept getting in the way.” – Unknown

“I can keep my mouth shut but my face is very expressive.” – David Beckham

“Sometimes it’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than open it and remove all doubt.” – Unknown

“I often keep my mouth shut because there’s a lot to learn from listening.” – Unknown

“The key to keeping your mouth shut is to keep a donut in it at all times.” – Homer Simpson

“The most difficult skill to master is the art of keeping your mouth shut when you have nothing nice to say.” – Unknown

“Silence is golden. Unless you have kids. Then, silence is suspicious.” – Unknown

“Keeping your mouth shut when you’re right, is hard. But keeping it shut when you’re right and there’s a chance you may lose the argument, that’s mastery.” – Unknown

“A closed mouth gathers no foot.” – Unknown

“Sometimes the best response is simply to raise an eyebrow and smile.” – Unknown

“I have two mottos in life: ‘Do no harm’ and ‘Shut the hell up!'” – Unknown

“Opinions are like armpits, everyone has them and sometimes they stink.” – Unknown

“I’m silently judging your poor life choices.” – Unknown

“The world would be a better place if everybody would just take a vow of silence.” – Unknown

“Remaining silent doesn’t mean you’re weak; it means you’re saving your breath for when it counts.” – Unknown INSPIRATIONAL BIBLE QUOTES ABOUT LIFE AND STRUGGLES

“The only thing louder than a person who whines constantly is a person who stays silent.” – Unknown

“Before you open your mouth to complain, remember that someone out there has no teeth.” – Unknown

“If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all. Or just smile and slowly walk away.” – Unknown

“I wish everything came with a ‘mute’ button.” – Unknown

“Honesty is the best policy, but sometimes a little white lie can save your sanity.” – Unknown

“I’m not saying I have trust issues, but I do have a lock on my fridge door.” – Unknown

“The problem with some people is that their closed mind is always open with their mouth.” – Unknown

“Don’t mistake my silence for ignorance. I’m just plotting your demise.” – Unknown

“In a world full of noise, sometimes the wisest thing to do is to keep quiet.” – Unknown

“The secret to a long and happy life: Learn to tune out stupid people.” – Unknown

“If your mouth is always open, it means your brain is always on vacation.” – Unknown

“Some people need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.” – Unknown

“If silence is golden, then sarcasm must be platinum.” – Unknown