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“Life is unfair. If it wasn’t, I’d have a million dollars, a lake house, and a pet unicorn by now.”
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“Life is like a game of cards. Sometimes you get dealt a horrible hand, and all you can do is bluff your way through it.”
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“If life gives you lemons, just squeeze them into someone’s eyes.”
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“Life is unfair, but remember, so is chocolate! Sometimes you get the gooey center, sometimes you get the hard crust.”
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“Life is like a pencil. Sometimes it’s sharp, sometimes it’s dull, but if you keep writing, eventually you get the eraser.”
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“Life is unfair, but it’s also unfair to mosquitoes. Imagine dedicating your short life to annoying others and constantly getting slapped.”
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“Life is like a roller coaster. Sometimes you’re up, sometimes you’re down, and sometimes you’re just stuck in line waiting for it to be over.”
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“Life might be unfair, but remember, it’s also unpredictable. So, hold on tight and enjoy the wild ride!”
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“Life is unfair, but it’s also funny. Just like trying to tickle yourself and failing miserably.”
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“Life is like a sitcom rerun. You never know what you’re gonna get, but at least you can laugh at the ridiculousness of it all.”
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“Life is unfair, just like that moment when you finally catch a green light, but then the person in front of you decides to stop and check their phone.” BIBLE QUOTES ABOUT WISE MAN
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“Life’s unfairness is like a bad haircut. It’s frustrating but eventually, it grows on you… quite literally.”
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“Life is like a game of dodgeball. Sometimes the universe throws balls at your face, but you just have to dodge them and keep moving forward.”
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“Life is unfair, but it’s also like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get, but you’ll probably end up eating them all anyway.”
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“Life is like a parking lot. It’s full of unexpected bumps and sometimes you end up in someone else’s spot.”
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“Life is unfair, just like when you finally get a whole night to sleep, but your brain decides it’s time to throw a party instead.”
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“Life is like a selfie. We all put on our best filters to show only the highlights, but deep down, we know the reality isn’t always picture-perfect.”
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“Life is unfair, just like the fact that we spend the first half learning how to be adults and the second half dying to return to childhood.”
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“Life is like a microwave. Sometimes it heats things up too quickly, leaving you with a burnt mess. But hey, at least you learn not to put foil in there!”
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“Life is unfair, just like when you finally figure out the secret to success, but it turns out that secret was just luck.”