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“Life is like a camera. Focus on the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don’t work out, just take another shot.”
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“The trouble with life is there’s no background music.”
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“I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, just to be sure.”
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“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.”
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“I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off.”
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“Life is like a bicycle, to keep your balance you must keep moving…preferably on two wheels.”
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“If life gives you lemons, add vodka and have a party.”
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“My brain has too many tabs open.”
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“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me… I’ll laugh at you.”
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“If there’s a will, there are five hundred relatives.”
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“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
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“If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.”
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“Who needs a prince charming when you can have wine?”
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“I’m not clumsy, it’s just the floor hates me, the table and the chairs are bullies, and the walls are always getting in my way.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.” C S LEWIS QUOTES ON LOVE
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“Life is too short to wear boring socks.”
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“Chocolate doesn’t ask questions, chocolate understands.”
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“My signature move is called ‘I don’t know what I’m doing, but I’m doing it confidently.'”
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“Life is like a hot bath. It feels great while you’re in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.”
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“I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room.”
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“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
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“The older I get, the earlier it gets late.”
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“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
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“Dear life, when I said ‘can my day get any worse?’ it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.”
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“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.”
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“If you can’t convince them, confuse them.”
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“I’m not shy, I’m just plotting your demise.”
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“Life is short. Eat dessert first, work out later.”