FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT LIFE SUCKING LESSONS

“Life is like a roller coaster. Sometimes it sucks, but not for long.”

“Life is tough, but I’ve got a sense of humor stronger than my problems.”

“Life is like a vacuum cleaner, it sucks, but it also picks up all the dirt!”

“I’m pretty sure I can handle anything life throws at me, except for mosquitoes. Those things are pure evil.”

“Sometimes life throws you a curveball, and sometimes it throws you an entire traffic jam.”

“Life is just a never-ending battle between gaining weight and losing money.”

“Life is like a camera. Focus on the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don’t work out, just take another shot!”

“Life is like a box of chocolates, but sometimes it feels like someone ate all the good ones and left only the stale coconut ones.”

“Life is too short to take everything seriously. Laugh at yourself, embrace the chaos, and find joy in the little things.”

“Life is a constant struggle between wanting to be productive and wanting to take a nap.”

“Life is like a game of charades, except with no instructions and everyone is just as confused as you are.”

“In life, you’re either the person who can fix things or the person who gets frustrated and calls the professional.”

“Life is a series of awkward moments punctuated by more awkward moments.”

“Life is like a puzzle, except I’m missing half the pieces and it’s also on fire.”

“Life is a like a toilet paper roll; it always seems to run out when you need it the most.” NO ONE IS REAL QUOTES

“Life is like a math problem. You try to solve it but end up with more questions than answers.”

“In life, you have to learn to laugh at the absurdity, cry at the heartbreak, and drink copious amounts of coffee to survive.”

“Life is like a buffet. Sometimes you choose the wrong dish and end up regretting it later.”

“Life is like a game of hide and seek, except you’re constantly hiding from adult responsibilities.”

“Life is like a soup, and I am constantly adding too much salt.”

“In life, you either adapt or get stuck behind slow walkers at the grocery store.”

“Life is like a haircut. It may not always turn out the way you hoped, but it’ll eventually grow back.”

“Life is like a drama series, filled with plot twists, unexpected protagonists, and an occasional dance number.”

“In life, you learn that no amount of chocolate can solve every problem. But it’s worth a try.”

“Life is like a never-ending game of Whac-A-Mole. Just when you think you’ve got it under control, it pops up somewhere else.”

“In life, you either laugh or cry. I’ve found that laughing feels better, even if it’s through tears.”

“Life is like a gym membership. You keep telling yourself you’ll go, but end up using it as a place to store clothes.”

“In life, you have to remember that not all storms come to disrupt your day. Some come to clear your path of obnoxious people.”