“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you.” – Unknown

“Live in the moment, because every now and then you have to kiss a few frogs before you find your prince.” – Kermit the Frog

“If life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party!” – Ron White

“Life is like a roller coaster. It has its ups and downs, but it’s your choice to scream or enjoy the ride.” – Unknown

“I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee and a nap.” – Unknown

“My life isn’t perfect, but it does have perfect moments. And those moments make the imperfections truly worth it.” – Unknown

“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” – Unknown

“Surround yourself with tacos, not negativity.” – Unknown

“Be the reason someone smiles today, or the reason they drink—either way, you’re making a difference!” – Unknown

“Life is too important to be taken seriously. So, laugh as often as you can, make time for silliness, and keep smiling!” – Unknown

“When nothing goes right, go left. It’s more fun over there.” – Unknown

“Life is full of choices. I choose to laugh, love, and eat as much chocolate as possible!” – Unknown SHORT I MISS YOU QUOTES FOR HIM

“Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn, and sometimes you just need to laugh it off.” – Unknown

“Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It’s about learning to dance in the rain… and finding that someone to dance with.” – Unknown

“I’m on a 30-day diet… I eat three pizzas a day. It’s called balanced eating!” – Unknown

“It’s not about how many breaths you take, but how many moments take your breath away… like when the Wi-Fi works!” – Unknown

“Always strive to be a happy soul in a world full of grumpy faces.” – Unknown

“Life is too short to be serious. Dance like no one’s watching, sing like no one’s listening, and eat cake like there’s no tomorrow!” – Unknown

“Live life like a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet inside.” – Unknown

“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that’s kind of the same thing.” – Unknown

“Life is like a box of chocolates. It’s sweet, it has surprises, and sometimes you just have to share it with friends.” – Unknown

“Life is a journey. Don’t forget to stop and take selfies along the way.” – Unknown