FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT LOVE

“Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns

“Love is a two-way street, but I’m often stuck going the wrong way on a one-way road.” – Unknown

“Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill, but not doing it because you’d miss them.” – Unknown

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake. And I’m a really fat kid.” – 50 Cent

“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.” – Unknown

“Relationships are like garage sales. From a distance, they look kind of nice, but once you get close, you realize it’s all junk.” – Unknown

“Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valery

“I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.” – Unknown

“Falling in love is like being hit by a truck and yet not being mortally wounded. Just sick to your stomach, high one moment, low the next. But you know what? At least you’re alive.” – Nora Ephron

“I love you more than a squirrel loves acorns.” – Unknown

“When love is not madness, it is not love.” – Pedro Calderon de la Barca

“Love is a lot like a toothache. It’s unbearable, but you can’t stop messing with it.” – Unknown

“I love you more than Kanye West loves Kanye West.” – Unknown

“Love is sharing your popcorn even when you only have a few kernels left.” – Unknown

“Love is like a game of chess. One wrong move and you’re married.” – Unknown LOVE YOUR SISTER IN LAW QUOTES

“I love you more than I love my favorite pair of sweatpants.” – Unknown

“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.” – Unknown

“I love you to the moon and back, but some days it feels like you’re orbiting Pluto.” – Unknown

“Love is like a plant. If you don’t water it, it dies. And if you water it too much, it drowns.” – Unknown

“I love you more than a dog loves chasing its tail.” – Unknown

“Love is a fire. But whether it’s going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” – Joan Crawford

“I love you more than a kid loves candy. And I REALLY love candy.” – Unknown

“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.” – Pauline Thomason

“I love you so much that I would cook for you even if I only knew how to make toast.” – Unknown

“Love is like a roller coaster. It has its ups and downs, and it makes you want to puke sometimes.” – Unknown

“I love you more than chocolate, and that’s saying a lot.” – Unknown

“Love is like a thermostat. It keeps you warm when it’s cold, but if you turn it up too high, it can burn you.” – Unknown

“I love you like a cow loves grazing in a green field. And I love cows.” – Unknown

“Love is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get, and sometimes you get a really weird one.” – Forrest Gump