FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT LOVE FOR HIM

“Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.” – Unknown

“Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valery

“I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.” – Unknown

“Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.” – Thomas Dewar

“Love is being able to share your weirdness with someone.” – Unknown

“Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, oxygen, and carbon dioxide are in the air. Love is in the heart.” – Unknown

“I love you even when I’m hangry, and that’s true love.” – Unknown

“Love is like a game of chess, one wrong move and you’re married.” – Unknown

“Love is sharing your fries even when you said you didn’t want any.” – Unknown

“Love is not having to hold in your farts anymore.” – Unknown

“Love is like a snickers bar, it satisfies your cravings and leaves you wanting more.” – Unknown

“Love is being able to laugh at each other’s weird habits.” – Unknown

“Love is a lot like a toothache, it can be painful, but it’s worth it when you find the right person.” – Unknown

“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.” – Unknown QUOTES TO MELT HIS HEART

“Love is agreeing to watch a romantic movie, even though you’d rather watch an action-packed one.” – Unknown

“Love is finding someone who will still hold your hand when you have sweaty palms.” – Unknown

“Love is accepting each other’s imperfections and still thinking they’re perfect.” – Unknown

“Love is when Netflix asks if you’re still watching and you say ‘Yes’ without hesitation.” – Unknown

“Love is like a cold, it’s contagious and makes you feel all warm inside.” – Unknown

“Love is having bed hair together and not caring.” – Unknown

“Love is an irrational act of being willing to put up with someone’s nonsense.” – Unknown

“Love is knowing that your partner will always be there to kill the spiders.” – Unknown

“Love is sending each other awkward selfies just to make each other laugh.” – Unknown

“Love is like a book, it’s full of surprises and keeps you hooked till the end.” – Unknown

“Love is finding someone who understands your weird humor and still laughs at your jokes.” – Unknown

“Love is like a plant, it needs constant watering and attention, or it will wither away.” – Unknown