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“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.”
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“Relationships are like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?”
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“Love is blind, and marriage is an eye-opener.”
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“Love is an ocean of emotions, entirely surrounded by expenses.”
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“Relationships are like garage sales, from a distance they look like miracles, but once you get up close, it’s just a bunch of junk.”
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“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?”
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“It’s better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho for the rest of your life.”
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“Love doesn’t just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new.”
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“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.”
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“My love life is like a pizza cut into four slices: cold, hot, extra cheese, and just bread.”
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“Love is like an onion, the more you peel it, the more you cry.”
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“My love life is like a stock market – full of ups and downs, but mostly downs.” BIBLE QUOTES ABOUT AGE AND WISDOM
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“Love is like a WiFi signal, it often disconnects at the most crucial moments.”
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“Falling in love is easy. Staying in love requires a bank loan.”
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“Love is like a rollercoaster. It can be exhilarating, but it also makes you wanna puke.”
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“Love is like a bad haircut, it takes time to grow out of it.”
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“Love is like a firework, it starts with a bang but often ends with a whimper.”
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“Love is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get, but chances are, it’s gonna be nuts.”
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“Love is like a puzzle. The longer you take, the more pieces are missing.”
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“Love is like a beautiful sunset, until it blinds you with its fiery rays and leaves you burnt.”
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“Love is like a game of chess, one wrong move and you’re screwed.”
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“Love is like a diet, you start with enthusiasm, but then you cheat and regret it later.”