![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVGQxcXJGdm85Zjlua1VSMWVYUi9pYmtKZk5hZVozUENsQlJyTkp3ZFgvT1ZSc2FKdnVyc3M0SzZqMkViZE9rZ0dyVzlMR2ZUZ3I2c3pDbTVxU1JZZDQ9/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+MARINES/(3dc9d86c55887c9a50222f4ba82e7cc3).jpg)
“Marines: because even unicorns need bodyguards.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWW9pZFJaRWcyYzh1a2RXa1BKd1dOWm4rUFRnb3ZSZTJ1cGZXN1FBQnZPcVkxbkVpVjNoZUU4VnRsYmNXM1NaQkh6a252aU1TRVEzRkVUUE5DUWhJbHZ5UWRTbUx0cHpIT2p4Y0NOdmRRdXE%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+MARINES/(058cbed2e1d11eafa8f848d9db6d396c).jpg)
“Marines don’t die, they just regroup in hell.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYWlHU3NCYWVRa1l4U3Fob2l1aDV1cWd3L2RGYmZpQlNGOWtlRWF2OUFKWEFmNDZ3czByYkZhNE1EdHBNdVNUSzFPS1NoNGxVSlplbUNLcURLYkhscjQyWFdoQ0NUOEtNbVEyOXdNaE1DL2J3ZWM5KzdnSXc0TER3eFgzWGluN1lLdUlXa3ZmWHdOMThyNkZUdFo1WDVRPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+MARINES/(289c3df358415d9a0a60e976bda296cb).jpg)
“Why do Marines make great detectives? Because they always follow the footprints in the sand.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVFVSMFdVYVFHZ2sxZS9XVFNNSXZ2ZllXVWVkcHBvSTA4OGpIVExnT2NHVGJ4RU54OE1mRjBLR0duWHdSZmlKZUFacVJjV2NHWllFWWlPMGFFS1dPU2hIVzYwbVVJdGdMUDUxQ0JnU1JYcGZYQzBZVWJOLytHZjBYNS9Bc1JacER3PT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+MARINES/(0bdb7b99abd399bcc1223f71dd6c6016).jpg)
“Marines: making the impossible possible since [insert year of establishment].”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVmM1emFncEJoL09rR082Z2tvV3FzMUxuYWZtOWx1bEpuSncwTkpkSDBJaWNGdHNSTmZSa1pLTWlockxpMUlnZXgxTkc2KytyUUpJa1dnaExGdmFVNUJHNVlzWkNnbjdHcFRjejZVLy9rMFphS2QzV0M0MTlkeEovSEhqTW04Q3N3PT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+MARINES/(2080899fa197bcd193f32c50a61a4923).jpg)
“If chaos is a friend of yours, then Marines are your best buddies.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVFVSMFdVYVFHZ2sxZS9XVFNNSXZ2Y1d3WGNuRWxneFdrYTZPRGxXaGNXWlA4Vm1URzBydGJRQ0ZIcFlVaFdhQ1FpQm9ObzNicDVOKzFFNmZKWW1HRUZOdkJFeWVVbE5GTVd3ZWhlM1BOdDIxRUhpUCsrOFlBbkF1d3ZEMDZqalRnPT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+MARINES/(74fa4fbb39a1f8bf970c4c6d80aeb0f6).jpg)
“Marines: the only branch of the military that can outdrink a sailor.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVFVSMFdVYVFHZ2sxZS9XVFNNSXZ2ZmFZVEN3Y1JsK1JHLzFhWnNUaWZHWlZqVXNqMHhWbFU3elFJRDk1Ti9jUEtTSTVLZDlFdUtJbzZ3dmJaMFAxWXRRK1BmeWhvemROZ2xZU3k4UGtCT2ZIMlBpa1V2eExxRnUxd2J3blVSZlFxMEcxdndrSHY3NVlkbmcvQncwMzdaMStXbU10NU5qMEpraWFwMHJZb1BQ/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+MARINES/(4aa2071524431ae1ab926a9cd22d1a2c).jpg)
“Marines: the reason the Army has ‘meals ready to eat’ but we have ‘meals ready to obliterate.'”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVFVSMFdVYVFHZ2sxZS9XVFNNSXZ2YzlMVEdVYlRBSmZuVEJVSUQ4QisrTEx1RUQweE91akhTYlNwLzFpRm5BelA1SUljcTIxdGhzdzlPWk5sbTlIVlRZT296NTdkNkF3WHNCNkFvZVF3VVM%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+MARINES/(aeee7ecbe958fdce55a9695d0c8f7562).jpg)
“Marines: living proof that sweat is just fat crying.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVUFNRUhURWNoZVBUeVEwc2dKbWlXbW42TFZoWXE1aG1YMTB3R08yeDVwZFQwMXFUVi9yaWZTRmJiK2xwUnJIZXhhbjVoQnEzQnRyVEtFWTBjOTVKblcrOWJrL0l0WGRWcGxXc1hVNVVpRldZZzhneTBjMW1OT2o0RXJxbTdiazZRPT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+MARINES/(cbbbeaa81f98f7c5cf29f87c4c58ba9f).jpg)
“Forget about Chuck Norris, I fear the Marine Corps drill instructor.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZkJYSmgzZVh3S21nU25NN2VZWEZDaXBGNnR3K3ZqN3kvdzZwRGtTLzFZdDFwUTNjWmprL2wvL0V3KytSUVVvSmFQYnVQL1F5NnY2SVNuek5oalZoVm5EbmVEaVlpZUZlV0pCUm9XN05OcTA%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+MARINES/(a5fed023b9c02b1b38202e5c97f35e39).jpg)
“The only thing tougher than a Marine is a Marine’s mom.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVFVSMFdVYVFHZ2sxZS9XVFNNSXZ2ZjA1dGZNMUdjVWxnUkxtRXVyWUczZmpFVFZxMVUrK25LRFR0MkhFR28rUHFPNXcwcFZ3bTBicjRiRnhjcFJsUlMwekNvMUtISUVZRm1FSCtSQkt1aDhqa1FKYng0SDV3aHNoTktQS21kbGdicml5UDBxTmdMd0k1aUJZdUliSmY0L3RnRVdFMHZlcW5OSmFrck5Ga1J1dnBFMWl5QzJGemZEdlNUc1ZnZjlEQT09/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+MARINES/(db0d4e060c59753b5343bc894a91f986).jpg)
“Marines: where one minute you’re a civilian, the next you’re running through mud, cursing at yourself.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVFVSMFdVYVFHZ2sxZS9XVFNNSXZ2Y3htN2Y4YVczMEVpL1N2bEl1Z3ZzVzhKbjROUmFUYjY4T0R0V0thS0wwbzlrbFhkeEJSTjlQUkEvQTZDWDFMZWl5Y25JN1Rla0M1NUh1Wjdnay93SVA%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+MARINES/(8f6e49f02eec9f1412f2b64c9a11c86a).jpg)
“Marines: defenders of freedom, destroyers of diets.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWW9pZFJaRWcyYzh1a2RXa1BKd1dOWnF1N2ZxbXZBNE0va1orL0IrM1k5UExXM2pZUk55cmIzYTFRRTl0ZHZzSGVhekJpYWczbWtMOFhBN29tU1A2WnMySkQ0ZVNWakNHcUhvWHZMd3VSMlAwZ3VhcUJqWUVHcTNoRm1aZVlFMU5RPT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+MARINES/(49a4e7f654d258cfcecf722e7317f1c4).jpg)
“Marines always have your six, especially when your five is messed up too.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVFVSMFdVYVFHZ2sxZS9XVFNNSXZ2ZHpQbHlpbEVEbzdIRmtyVXFCaEJMNlhScHJpQ2U2QlZkL3N4UlA2MSt3UWlOT0wyM2Zlc05GTWVwV202aThBaUtHcWJPWFQwblFBdGVFUG9tV203ZTM5SWtsSTBQdUZUSjlWWVQ4NGhZM3J4QWx0akIyWkUzL2dLN2ZGNXFmZTM3VXBDNUNSNThBRjgrR2VLWnNBS2duRkdzT1F0WDRFYVdPdjJzSTVUZmpQN3hTVFZGckk4UjI2MitFb2xqMFRjYz0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+MARINES/(027c38899977d3ad773ebbbc5bcc66f7).jpg)
“Marines: can’t spell ‘semper fi’ without ‘Fi’rst.” QUOTES ABOUT BEING TREATED RIGHT IN RELATIONSHIPS
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWW9pZFJaRWcyYzh1a2RXa1BKd1dOWUd1SkhqWFZtSlFxOHgxOW0zeEhFdmhiSmFpZkJCTVVXbTV3eUZqWnZSRDJjQ0ViTEp3bFl0WTRXRVpiR051T2dBcVk5ZDgzOEJqTm1MNE1kTkMwNVA%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+MARINES/(3ca09fb52ada5c09a8b5ebc60fca1db7).jpg)
“Marines breed discipline like the government breeds bureaucracy.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUVBBRU8yWTNmS2tUSWl1RnVJc2xhaXl3ZnJ2dW9tSzNFbTNXdDdBOUVuNEY3c25Ldzc1OEF0QllvSTB6RHB0ZE5LdXBrU0xkeDRkeDRFa1VWSldTS2tTNHZ3Y2loNVh5RHVLcVI4SVo5STdtY25aTTI2MzY2MWtyNWRIZVdjZ2xiSER2ejBIaWdLanZXUlZFRi9qVEtZPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+MARINES/(e11934bc3460170812df25cfa5d0a890).jpg)
“Semper Gumby: always flexible, especially when it comes to getting things done the Marine way.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVFVSMFdVYVFHZ2sxZS9XVFNNSXZ2ZXNvTHRtZmZDdkVxNFc3TG9CMElvK21UUCtqQlhqd3k0RnZSYkFYMWU1N0JRZWlYcjJjK1NsZ2RPK0MxamNMOHdTSUN1UUpNWW1IV05QT2U3dkhFa2pYem9xMVI5MEhTQmsvNnRCQllSYXhnPT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+MARINES/(27b730b6ab0702151490c15d8ffa46f4).jpg)
“Marines: proof that God loves us and wants us to have a good laugh.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVFVSMFdVYVFHZ2sxZS9XVFNNSXZ2ZUMzZXB1aDlKaUlMSG01dmhxazV0b1FLeFhTRG9kaXFBN2dubG81VUpkRHpOb0RUaERoZHcyQ3BpalNNMTJHOFhBazBUVXZ6Tnh0dDRFUlVyZjRjbEd3MXV0TXdxajFYVWR5SUJJckZ5VkRBUE1uWlhCSXdqN09MY2hRMlVuTkFFPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+MARINES/(aa9ccd3fb1585e8be3944bcd9f0ee098).jpg)
“Marines: where pain is just weakness leaving the body, but laughter is never leaving the soul.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRTblU1OUpvbUpoSTFnUEo5NEgrNWY3eXhvOWc3YnlYc21yTWJrZWZPbTlkYTVDMFlQZXFUWm5FK08zbS9VbUUwS2dkZk9kd3ZaMnZtdzJuKzhVVjZPbEs3SmhoL2ZqSFlrdGhIWnFNQkR2dWtXQUt6MmViT1poUThKclFkWG1JNHh6TnBnVGtScWtrNG9HWkRFcXhVPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+MARINES/(4c7ae57e6120cb2ff6698fdb28bdc288).jpg)
“Why did the chicken join the Marines? To prove he wasn’t a ‘chicken’ anymore.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVFVSMFdVYVFHZ2sxZS9XVFNNSXZ2Y1RDZitXR2VpMGZJOGpkT2IyS1ozZS9ObENWQU1jVkF3d0pUbmZqN2NNVUdqODNXYXBma2k4TUF1NjFSRmFEdHpvOStLdFFXS3lJVUxLd1ZCdTVobmhUeGhUem1zdjlqWDFMOHhHZ2N4aDR0enZDZzlwSC84Uy9pVlYyOTNEZ25SZHdhMmZrZWtNQW5KMnM0QWZ1dnIr/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+MARINES/(eac3da556e14240db0c2a365fa0068ab).jpg)
“Marines: they may fight for their country, but they’ll never let you forget their birthday.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVFVSMFdVYVFHZ2sxZS9XVFNNSXZ2ZVhPdXVYK3FNODBDWmN3Slc3VHBlaGFUT0x3alNSWm5jU3VnVWhIbW03Rkw2ZWJQY25Zb1pTb3Fva3B3S29NR2c9/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+MARINES/(dcd718ff4fab74ffdd51250e65568db8).jpg)
“Marines: tougher than woodpecker lips.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVXpVTVpLcjdncC9sV1VQbXVCKy9OVnR0dWlad1pqdHFFSVR6TDc2Y2pMOFQ0TXQ5azV0WlZKWDJlMTRVY2pCWFNNei9ycVNONCtnVmdwV2JGR0lPaVBVd1BRYnNXc0NDN1FESzdCbkV5Y0VmYThnaXNUd1JvL3EzWU9Qd1QvYmdBPT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+MARINES/(f9cf5b3bdab1f9864d6aba79a516b800).jpg)
“If you can’t laugh during boot camp, you’ll probably cry a lot.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVFVSMFdVYVFHZ2sxZS9XVFNNSXZ2ZUVQQldoSkFzZ21pbnl4bEpOcmJUS2NNalNhZWszdFFFQkJtYTZCM0cxYkowemUweVdGTVpUOU83dllEVS9WbmFLRVA1YXlFQVpIRjlLREh2RlVUR1lMNlk4a29GaUcxTUdvTWJWeWRHb3p3PT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+MARINES/(7255e35373bab5e6dab4c9941864d9b1).jpg)
“Marines: the few, the proud, the ones who never turn down a challenge.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRTblU1OUpvbUpoSTFnUEo5NEgrNzVjNUIrb29zaDRQaVY5ZUlhbXFyU0FIenJQMCtGcjZBNjZZSjdBajFSV1RYeU1mQXVpYkxuRGN2bmxZYmVWcWRmbm8vbzNZNjdicXVaemE5R1U5Q2NSazNJZEpOeElSdmRqdzNNMEJqRS9FRjczcWo4YkVZWkZTT0xrK3dSKzVJPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+MARINES/(e2a96a48135c7e723447436c5c71af33).jpg)
“Why did the Marine bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWW9pZFJaRWcyYzh1a2RXa1BKd1dOYUVEVWJKUVlheWVVNGRMZXdXUFJmNUJOdWhXREpJM004OTI4TDFwNGFGYzEyNzZsd1k5eWYvS05Db2Fsb0tnNm1jdGtKT213d3dPRUNXS0xKVkpZTDFMTE9sUGFqQ3lkdEFEc21aRnZ5UFhBPT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+MARINES/(cebaeebde3d048334b35e227cf8656bc).jpg)
“Marines don’t get older, they just level up their combat skills.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWnJGd3RHSTdrV0w2THhTSUFBZjlkNFJyT1R4OE1IK3grWmIzdi9OdnVaQjhCSWZuZFJCSFA4R0s2QUt6d3pWVjNRazhZQm5nU1lCSUJycThYL01JdmRXMXcxOG9uU2JjcWFmOFJRVGtJMG9BU09qUGYxaTdCOHUyYllUdDdxODRkaTZEYVVOL3RqQkpWUjVnSHNXS0k0PQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+MARINES/(b9389fc6883e12eeb5dfa6ed0e3ac8a9).jpg)
“There’s only one thing stronger than a Marine’s body: their camaraderie.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVFVSMFdVYVFHZ2sxZS9XVFNNSXZ2Y1ZzakxDVER2VTBBaE82SzhXdUJOQ2c3cCt3NGduajFybUUyWElJcDRsVUxVMU9NaUNVaVhNM3I0WHd6T1F1b0lSVVV1NkJIZitxRVd5STFPVnZBVVA3RVN0TWFVMGE1UDhZTG1GRE53RWRRPT0%3D/FUNNY+QUOTES+ABOUT+MARINES/(307b004bf60953467de8edd72d3d3522).jpg)
“Marines: making heroes out of ordinary people, one funny moment at a time.”