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“My imaginary friend gets me completely, which makes it even more concerning since they only exist in my head.”
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“I call my mental breakdowns ‘mind vacations,’ because who doesn’t need a spontaneous trip to insanity every now and then?”
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“I’m currently on the waiting list for my appointment with sanity. It’s a long queue.”
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“My mental breakdowns have become so frequent that I’m thinking of putting them on my résumé as ‘real-life improv skills.'”
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“I don’t always have mental breakdowns, but when I do, I make sure to lock the doors, turn off the phone, and wear a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign on my forehead.”
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“They say laughter is the best medicine, but I’m pretty sure my psychiatrist has a different opinion.”
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“I like to think of my mental breakdowns as an intense, interactive performance art piece. It’s all about perspective, right?”
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“When life hands you lemons, throw them back and have a mental breakdown instead. It’s more entertaining.”
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“My mental breakdowns have become so regular that I’m thinking of getting a punch card for therapy, like a loyalty program.”
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“To-do lists stress me out, so I’ve started making ‘Done’ lists instead. It’s more satisfying to mentally check off the breakdowns I’ve already had.”
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“My mental breakdowns are like my own personal reality show, but with terrible ratings.”
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“I like to think of my mental breakdowns as my brain’s way of demanding an intermission from reality.” QUOTES FOR TWO FACED PERSON
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“If my mental breakdowns were a form of exercise, I’d have Arnold Schwarzenegger’s biceps by now.”
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“Sometimes I’m worried that my mental breakdowns are having mental breakdowns of their own. It’s like mind-ception.”
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“I’m convinced that my mental breakdowns are just my brain’s way of telling me to take a mental vacation and relax.”
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“They say the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. Well, I’ve admitted it, now what?”
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“I’m thinking about opening a mental spa, where you can pay to have a full-on breakdown without the judgment or consequences.”
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“If mental breakdowns burned calories, I’d be the fittest person on the planet.”
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“My brain keeps throwing surprise parties for my sanity, but nobody RSVPs.”
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“My mind and I have a love-hate relationship. Sometimes we break up, but we always end up getting back together for the makeup breakdowns.”
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“I’ve come to realize my mental breakdowns are like Groundhog Day: they happen over and over again, but Bill Murray isn’t there to make it funny.”
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“Mental breakdowns are like birthdays, they seem to happen more often the older you get.”
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“I once tried to have a mental breakdown on schedule, but life had other plans. Turns out, you can’t always pencil it in.”