FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT MEXICO

“I don’t always eat Mexican food, but when I do, I order enough to feed a small village.” – Unknown

“I thought I saw a Mexican wave, but it was just a bunch of people trying to get a piñata down from a tree.” – Unknown

“Why did the Mexican chef feel self-conscious? Because he didn’t think he was taco ’bout it.” – Unknown

“Mexican drug cartels should start selling chili peppers instead; no one would dare cross them.” – Unknown

“In Mexico, they have a holiday where they burn an effigy of a bad politician. In America, we call that Election Day.” – Conan O’Brien

“I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three, four, or five times, just to be sure.” – Mexican Proverb

“When life gives you lemons, trade them for tequila and make margaritas.” – Unknown

“Why did the Mexican wear a seatbelt? Because he wanted to ‘Taco’ Bell without falling out.” – Unknown

“Mexican relationships should come with a nacho manual: ‘Handle with care, avoid the guac, and always share the chips.'” – Unknown

“Mexican weather forecast: Chili today and hot tamale.” – Unknown

“When someone says they don’t like Mexican food, I don’t trust them. It’s like saying you don’t like happiness.” – Unknown

“Why did the Mexican goat go to the spa? He needed a ‘mane’-icure.” – Unknown

“How do Mexican chickens greet each other? Hola, como ‘clucks’-tas?” – Unknown

“If I had a dollar for every time someone called me lazy, I’d probably hire someone to pick up my pesos.” – Unknown BEST MAN TO GROOM QUOTES

“Why don’t Mexican dishes ever get sad? Because they’re always ‘chip’-per!” – Unknown

“I asked a Mexican girl if she had a date for Valentine’s Day. She said, ‘Yes, February 14th.'” – Unknown

“I love Mexican food so much, I could swim in a pool filled with guacamole.” – Unknown

“Did you hear about the Mexican magician? He did a disappearing act and said, ‘Now you see me, now you ‘taco’ ’bout it.'” – Unknown

“Why don’t Mexican chemists ever solve problems? Because they always salsa the answer.” – Unknown

“I didn’t choose the taco life, the taco life chose me.” – Unknown

“What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Jose and Hose B.” – Unknown

“I tried to tell a tequila joke but everyone just ended up ‘sahara-ing’ for more.” – Unknown

“Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems but no churros.” – Unknown

“What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.” – Unknown

“I’m not Mexican, but my mom thinks I’m ‘guac’-ing amazing.” – Unknown

“Why did the Mexican basketball team never win the World Cup? Every time they got close, someone yelled ‘taco’!” – Unknown