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“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hackett
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“My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate.” – Unknown
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“I love how we don’t have to say out loud that I’m your favorite child.” – Unknown
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“I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.” – Calvin Trillin
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“A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.” – Peter De Vries
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“I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me.” – Antonio Villaraigosa
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“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it’s a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” – Erma Bombeck
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“Insanity is hereditary. You can get it from your children.” – Sam Levenson
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“As a child, my mother told me bedtime stories. As an adult, I tell her bedtime stories when she falls asleep on the couch.” – Unknown
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“I love cleaning up messes I didn’t make. So I became a mother.” – Unknown
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“There is no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one.” – Jill Churchill MOTHER DAUGHTER HAND QUOTES
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“Mothers are like buttons – they hold everything together.” – Unknown
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“God couldn’t be everywhere, so he created mothers.” – Jewish Proverb
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“Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.” – Ray Romano
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“A mother is a person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.” – Tenneva Jordan
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“Mothers are not superheroes, they live with them.” – Unknown
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“The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn’t getting enough sleep.” – John Fiebig
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“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” – Milton Berle
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“All mothers are working mothers.” – Unknown
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“Life doesn’t come with a manual, it comes with a mother.” – Unknown
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“The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.” – Honoré de Balzac