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“My New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating… starting next week.”
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“I hope my New Year’s resolution this year is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full… of either rum, vodka, or whiskey.”
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“New Year’s Eve is the only time people willingly wait for the clock to strike midnight.”
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“Another year gone, and I’m still waiting for my Hogwarts acceptance letter.”
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“New Year’s Day: Now I can finally start going to the gym… for about three weeks.”
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“My New Year’s resolution is to be more like my cat: Lazy and unbothered.”
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“I can’t wait to annoy my friends with the same old ‘New Year, Same Me’ joke.”
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“My New Year’s resolution is to eat healthier… after I eat this entire pizza.”
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“New Year’s Eve is the night where you pretend your dance moves belong on TikTok.”
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“New Year’s resolution? More like ‘New Year, New Excuses.'”
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“One glass of champagne on New Year’s Eve is never enough. Just like one potato chip is never enough.”
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“My New Year’s resolution is to be more forgiving… to all the people I unfollowed on social media.”
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“New Year’s resolution idea: Stop asking if they want a ‘New Year, New You’ when clearly they’re amazing just the way they are.” SK CONVEYANCING QUOTES
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“Every New Year’s Eve, I find myself wishing that my credit card statement had an ‘undo’ button.”
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“New Year’s resolution: Be more like a cat and take frequent naps.”
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“I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.”
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“New Year’s resolution: Stop binge-watching Netflix… after I finish this series.”
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“I put my resolutions in the blender and made a smoothie out of them. It tastes like procrastination with a sprinkle of delusion.”
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“New Year’s Eve is the night where you convince yourself that next year, you’ll remember everyone’s birthdays.”
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“My New Year’s resolution is to spend less time watching TV… and more time finding the remote control.”
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“New Year’s Day is the ideal time to say goodbye to old habits… and say hello to new ones!”
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“Every New Year’s Eve, I wonder if this will be the year I actually keep a resolution. Then I remember I can’t even keep track of my car keys.”
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“My New Year’s resolution is to be more open-minded… to new pizza toppings.”
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“I’m starting my New Year’s resolution early: Not to make any apologies for eating way too much over the holidays.”
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“New Year’s resolution: Remember to write the correct year on all my checks… after three months of accidentally writing the previous year.”