FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT NEW YEAR

“My New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating… starting next week.”

“I hope my New Year’s resolution this year is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full… of either rum, vodka, or whiskey.”

“New Year’s Eve is the only time people willingly wait for the clock to strike midnight.”

“Another year gone, and I’m still waiting for my Hogwarts acceptance letter.”

“New Year’s Day: Now I can finally start going to the gym… for about three weeks.”

“My New Year’s resolution is to be more like my cat: Lazy and unbothered.”

“I can’t wait to annoy my friends with the same old ‘New Year, Same Me’ joke.”

“My New Year’s resolution is to eat healthier… after I eat this entire pizza.”

“New Year’s Eve is the night where you pretend your dance moves belong on TikTok.”

“New Year’s resolution? More like ‘New Year, New Excuses.'”

“One glass of champagne on New Year’s Eve is never enough. Just like one potato chip is never enough.”

“My New Year’s resolution is to be more forgiving… to all the people I unfollowed on social media.”

“New Year’s resolution idea: Stop asking if they want a ‘New Year, New You’ when clearly they’re amazing just the way they are.” SK CONVEYANCING QUOTES

“Every New Year’s Eve, I find myself wishing that my credit card statement had an ‘undo’ button.”

“New Year’s resolution: Be more like a cat and take frequent naps.”

“I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.”

“New Year’s resolution: Stop binge-watching Netflix… after I finish this series.”

“I put my resolutions in the blender and made a smoothie out of them. It tastes like procrastination with a sprinkle of delusion.”

“New Year’s Eve is the night where you convince yourself that next year, you’ll remember everyone’s birthdays.”

“My New Year’s resolution is to spend less time watching TV… and more time finding the remote control.”

“New Year’s Day is the ideal time to say goodbye to old habits… and say hello to new ones!”

“Every New Year’s Eve, I wonder if this will be the year I actually keep a resolution. Then I remember I can’t even keep track of my car keys.”

“My New Year’s resolution is to be more open-minded… to new pizza toppings.”

“I’m starting my New Year’s resolution early: Not to make any apologies for eating way too much over the holidays.”

“New Year’s resolution: Remember to write the correct year on all my checks… after three months of accidentally writing the previous year.”