FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT PROGRESS

“Progress is not always a linear path; sometimes it’s a few steps forward, a few steps sideways, and a couple of dance moves backward… but we’re still moving!” – Unknown

“Progress is like a bicycle: if you stop pedaling, you’ll fall off.” – Unknown

“They say Rome wasn’t built in a day, but they never mentioned how long it took to choose the paint color for the Sistine Chapel.” – Unknown

“Progress is great, but have you ever tried taking a selfie with a panoramic camera?” – Unknown

“Progress may be slow, but at least we’re one day closer to the weekend!” – Unknown

“They say progress is impossible without change, but try telling that to a vending machine that only accepts exact change.” – Unknown

“Progress isn’t always measured in miles; sometimes it’s measured in bites of chocolate cake.” – Unknown

“Progress is like a toddler on a sugar rush – it’s all over the place, but you can’t help but smile.” – Unknown

“Progress is like a jazz performance – sometimes it’s chaotic, sometimes it’s smooth, but it always keeps you on your toes.” – Unknown

“Progress is a lot like technology – it’s great until it becomes self-aware and starts threatening to destroy humanity.” – Unknown

“They say progress means getting closer to your goals, but I’m pretty sure Netflix and snacks are also involved.” – Unknown

“Progress is like losing your keys – it may take a while to find them, but eventually, you’ll discover they were in your pocket the whole time.” – Unknown

“Progress is like a discount store – you’re never quite sure what you’ll find, but you always end up leaving with more than you planned.” – Unknown

“Progress is the best kind of multitasking – you’re simultaneously moving forward and allowing yourself to procrastinate on other things.” – Unknown

“They say progress takes time, but I’m pretty sure Amazon Prime can deliver it in two business days.” – Unknown

“Progress is like aging – sometimes you’re moving forward, sometimes you’re just trying to remember where you put your glasses.” – Unknown NO MARRIAGE FUNNY QUOTES

“They say progress is making small steps, but have you tried taking big leaps while listening to ‘Eye of the Tiger’? It’s pretty empowering.” – Unknown

“Progress is like a puzzle – sometimes you have all the pieces, and sometimes you’re missing the crucial corner that’s stuck under the couch.” – Unknown

“They say progress is a journey, but some days it feels more like waiting in line at the DMV.” – Unknown

“Progress is like a funhouse mirror – sometimes it distorts reality, but other times it just makes everything hilariously twisted.” – Unknown

“They say progress is like a river, but sometimes it feels more like being stuck in traffic on a Monday morning.” – Unknown

“Progress is like learning to ride a bike – you’ll fall a few times, but eventually, you won’t need training wheels… unless you’re me, then you’ll still need them.” – Unknown

“They say progress is a slow process, but have they tried watching a snail cross the road? Now, THAT’S progress.” – Unknown

“Progress is like a comedy show – sometimes it’s full of laughs, other times it’s a complete flop, but it’s always entertaining.” – Unknown

“They say progress is about pushing boundaries, but I’m just trying to figure out how to open this jar of pickles without breaking it.” – Unknown

“Progress may be like watching paint dry, but at least you end up with a beautifully painted wall… or something like that.” – Unknown

“They say progress is like climbing a mountain, but I think it’s more like finding the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle – satisfying but occasionally frustrating.” – Unknown

“Progress is like a game of Jenga – one wrong move and everything comes crashing down, but it’s all about picking up the pieces and trying again.” – Unknown

“They say progress is about taking risks, but have you ever tried playing Monopoly with your family during the holidays? Now that’s a risk.” – Unknown

“Progress is like a skipping CD – sometimes it gets stuck, but a little tap on the player usually does the trick.” – Unknown