“Progress is not always a linear path; sometimes it’s a few steps forward, a few steps sideways, and a couple of dance moves backward… but we’re still moving!” – Unknown

“Progress is like a bicycle: if you stop pedaling, you’ll fall off.” – Unknown

“They say Rome wasn’t built in a day, but they never mentioned how long it took to choose the paint color for the Sistine Chapel.” – Unknown

“Progress is great, but have you ever tried taking a selfie with a panoramic camera?” – Unknown

“Progress may be slow, but at least we’re one day closer to the weekend!” – Unknown

“They say progress is impossible without change, but try telling that to a vending machine that only accepts exact change.” – Unknown

“Progress isn’t always measured in miles; sometimes it’s measured in bites of chocolate cake.” – Unknown

“Progress is like a toddler on a sugar rush – it’s all over the place, but you can’t help but smile.” – Unknown

“Progress is like a jazz performance – sometimes it’s chaotic, sometimes it’s smooth, but it always keeps you on your toes.” – Unknown

“Progress is a lot like technology – it’s great until it becomes self-aware and starts threatening to destroy humanity.” – Unknown

“They say progress means getting closer to your goals, but I’m pretty sure Netflix and snacks are also involved.” – Unknown

“Progress is like losing your keys – it may take a while to find them, but eventually, you’ll discover they were in your pocket the whole time.” – Unknown

“Progress is like a discount store – you’re never quite sure what you’ll find, but you always end up leaving with more than you planned.” – Unknown

“Progress is the best kind of multitasking – you’re simultaneously moving forward and allowing yourself to procrastinate on other things.” – Unknown

“They say progress takes time, but I’m pretty sure Amazon Prime can deliver it in two business days.” – Unknown

“Progress is like aging – sometimes you’re moving forward, sometimes you’re just trying to remember where you put your glasses.” – Unknown FAST AND FURIOUS DOM FAMILY QUOTES

“They say progress is making small steps, but have you tried taking big leaps while listening to ‘Eye of the Tiger’? It’s pretty empowering.” – Unknown

“Progress is like a puzzle – sometimes you have all the pieces, and sometimes you’re missing the crucial corner that’s stuck under the couch.” – Unknown

“They say progress is a journey, but some days it feels more like waiting in line at the DMV.” – Unknown

“Progress is like a funhouse mirror – sometimes it distorts reality, but other times it just makes everything hilariously twisted.” – Unknown

“They say progress is like a river, but sometimes it feels more like being stuck in traffic on a Monday morning.” – Unknown

“Progress is like learning to ride a bike – you’ll fall a few times, but eventually, you won’t need training wheels… unless you’re me, then you’ll still need them.” – Unknown

“They say progress is a slow process, but have they tried watching a snail cross the road? Now, THAT’S progress.” – Unknown

“Progress is like a comedy show – sometimes it’s full of laughs, other times it’s a complete flop, but it’s always entertaining.” – Unknown

“They say progress is about pushing boundaries, but I’m just trying to figure out how to open this jar of pickles without breaking it.” – Unknown

“Progress may be like watching paint dry, but at least you end up with a beautifully painted wall… or something like that.” – Unknown

“They say progress is like climbing a mountain, but I think it’s more like finding the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle – satisfying but occasionally frustrating.” – Unknown

“Progress is like a game of Jenga – one wrong move and everything comes crashing down, but it’s all about picking up the pieces and trying again.” – Unknown

“They say progress is about taking risks, but have you ever tried playing Monopoly with your family during the holidays? Now that’s a risk.” – Unknown

“Progress is like a skipping CD – sometimes it gets stuck, but a little tap on the player usually does the trick.” – Unknown