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Here are 25 funny quotes about September:
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“September: when life hands you pumpkin spice, just sprinkle glitter on it and keep going.”
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“September is the only month I can use as an excuse for my excessive sweater shopping.”
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“September is the month where you suddenly regret your summer body goals.”
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“September, the month where you pretend to know what ‘back to school’ means even as an adult.”
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“September is just nature’s way of reminding you who’s boss by making all the leaves fall.”
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“September is like the Monday of the year. You start off with good intentions, but then reality hits.”
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“Why does September feel like January’s second cousin twice removed?”
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“September: the time of the year when everything is pumpkin-flavored, including my disappointment.”
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“September feels like having 30 Mondays in a row.”
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“September is the month when life becomes a constant battle between turning the air conditioning on and off.”
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“September is that awkward month when you forget what temperature is appropriate to wear for the day.”
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“September is the month where you’re already planning your Halloween costume while still struggling to find something to wear each day.”
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“September is when the world becomes divided into pumpkin spice lovers and normal people.” LOOK INTO MY EYES AND YOU WILL SEE QUOTES
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“September is just autumn’s way of saying, ‘brace yourselves, my basic witches.'”
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“September: the month of falling leaves, pumpkin patches, and the inability to resist buying cozy socks.”
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“September is like a huge budget party for all the people who were born in January.”
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“September is when ‘summer bodies’ suddenly become ‘comfort food bodies.'”
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“September: the month I realize I still haven’t used half of the things I bought for summer.”
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“September is the month of trying to look cute in oversized sweaters without sweating buckets.”
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“September: the month of making promises to yourself that you’ll wake up early and be productive, but snooze wins every time.”
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“In September, I like to look at my summer tan in the mirror and ask, ‘hey, where did you go?'”
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“September is when you become a professional procrastinator at work because ‘summer brain’ hasn’t fully recovered yet.”
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“September is the month where you go through all your sports channels just to find out that football is back, and you still don’t care.”
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“September: the month where I realize I should’ve read more books during summer but ended up binge-watching Netflix instead.”
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“September is that time of the year when you look at your bank account and realize you spent all your savings on vacations and ice cream.”