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“I’m not just wild about stripes, I’m downright zebra-crazy!”
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“Stripes may be slimming, but they can’t help with my addiction to snacks!”
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“I tried to become a referee, but I just couldn’t handle all those stripes!”
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“Why did the stripe go to therapy? It couldn’t find its place in the pattern.”
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“My life is like a zebra – full of black and white decisions!”
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“I always rock the stripe look, it hides all those chocolate stains!”
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“Why did the stripe cross the road? To avoid looking like a plain old line!”
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“If life gives you lemons, add some stripes and make a stylish lemonade stand!”
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“I’m proud of my stripes, it’s like a permanent fashion statement!”
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“Stripes are like my personal GPS – they always lead me to the nearest store!”
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“Why did the stripe bring a ladder? It wanted to climb all the way to the top of the fashion ladder!”
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“I thought about joining the circus, but they said my stripey pants were too distracting!” CHRISTMAS FOOTBALL QUOTES
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“Vertical or horizontal stripes? Who cares, as long as they distract from my bedhead!”
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“I’m all about the stripes, I even dream in zebra print!”
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“Why are zebras such good comedians? They always know how to deliver their lines!”
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“I’m not a referee, but I can definitely make your day black and white with my sarcastic stripes!”
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“My fashion motto: when in doubt, add more stripes!”
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“Why did the stripe become a detective? It had a knack for finding patterns in chaos!”
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“Stripes never go out of style, they just take a break and come back with a vengeance!”
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“I might not always stay within the lines, but my stripes will never let me blend in.”
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“They say vertical stripes elongate your figure. Well, I’m still waiting for that extra foot of height!”
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“Why did the stripe refuse to join the polka dot party? It wanted to remain the center of attention, of course!”