FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT SUCCEEDING IN LIFE

“Success is about being able to look yourself in the mirror and not reaching for the anti-depressants.” – Unknown

“Success is like being pregnant, everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were banged.” – Unknown

“Behind every successful person, there is a lot of coffee.” – Unknown

“Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.” – Albert Schweitzer

“Success is being able to eat without posting it on Instagram.” – Unknown

“Success is not about how many degrees you have. It’s about making bacon, and having someone to share it with.” – Unknown

“Success is like a fart – only you know it was you who did it.” – Unknown

“Success is not the absence of failure; it’s the ability to laugh at it.” – Unknown

“Success is finding someone who understands your crazy and joins in.” – Unknown

“Success is not in what you have, but who you are.” – Bo Bennett

“Success is a journey, not a destination. Just make sure your GPS is set to ‘sarcasm mode’.” – Unknown GOD CHOSE ME TO BE YOUR MOM QUOTES

“Success is like toilet paper, you can never have too much of it.” – Unknown

“Success is a continuous journey, but sometimes it’s nice to take the scenic route.” – Unknown

“Success is 10% inspiration, 90% perspiration, and 5% making up statistics.” – Unknown

“Success is not the key to happiness. The key is finding the humor in every situation.” – Unknown

“Success is 99% perspiration and 1% convincing people to do your work for you.” – Unknown

“Success is waking up in the morning and realizing that you have enough time to sleep in.” – Unknown

“Success is not about the size of your bank account, but the size of your laughter lines.” – Unknown

“Success is a dish best served with a side of laughter.” – Unknown

“Success is not about reaching the top; it’s about taking the scenic route to get there and enjoying the view.” – Unknown